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"The glass is half full." Yes, that was so mystical-sounding and revealing back in 1793, but it's long since passed into Trite And Meaningless Cliche Land. I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard someone start a sentence with "I wish I had a nickel for every time...." Pay up, dude! 
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when something "don't amount to a hill of beans"
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"The glass is half full." Yes, that was so mystical-sounding and revealing back in 1793, but it's long since passed into Trite And Meaningless Cliche Land. I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard someone start a sentence with "I wish I had a nickel for every time...." Pay up, dude! I already sent a nickel to the telethon for that -- LECANIOL (Let's End Cliches About Nickels In Our Lifetime). I'm getting an umbrella that has a picture of a silk purse and a sow's ear on it. |
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You must have dialed in to the bank of happy volunteer phone-answering folks at JUST the right time! I only got a receipt!
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You must have dialed in to the bank of happy volunteer phone-answering folks at JUST the right time! I only got a receipt! You have to call in the next 10 minutes. Limited time only. Not available in stores. |
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You must have dialed in to the bank of happy volunteer phone-answering folks at JUST the right time! I only got a receipt! You have to call in the next 10 minutes. Limited time only. Not available in stores. Is this a Ronco-Ronco offer? Last time I ordered from them I only got the home lobotomy kit and a "clapper" for my light switches! |
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