You would have to leave the push bike in the oven for about 3-4 days
before it gets anywhere near digestible.
I always like to invent new foods, that's the only joy I have in
cooking

How big is your oven?

Is it longer to cook a mountain bike than a speed bike?

And are men's bikes tougher than ladies ones?

Should I pickle my bike first?

It's a normal oven, I just cook a few peaces at a time, no tyres though,
it's hard to get the smell out of the kitchen.
Mountain bikes are certainly tougher, so you have to leave them longer,
didn't try men's bikes yet.

I don't pickle the bikes, I think curing them is a better idea, but
pickle might be more to your taste, so you should try it out.

Geeeessh! With all this talk of cooking I'm getting hungry again!
Maybe I'll just gnaw on that horn button for a while.

What about bike shaped chocolate, or a wheel shaped donut?

Hmmmmm, must be busy making donuts or something.

La de do de da........dum de do de da.........*whistling*......

~ Chocolate Sighs ~

~~~

Chocolate donuts
vanilla snow
rising bread from sour dough
ovens heating
freezers cold
gourmet dishes to behold
Jess Lee’s candy
Invisible’s bikes
little children on their trikes
pagan’s rituals
sacred rites
demons lurking in the nights
forlorn feelings
blissful sighs
pondering unanswered whys
embracing flesh
the sins of touch
being human’s far too much
delicious donuts
sins of taste
feeling guilty
bulging waist
listing words for forum eyes
shouldn’t come as much surprise
for poets always must devise
a means to touch the wise

~~~

(Abra 5/9/07)

id love a wheel shaped doughnutt invisible will there be enough to go
around?

KariZ there are no limits...none..

Immeasurable...all the chocolate wheel shaped doughnuts that you
want.

James,

Dis-order, disorganised philosophies...questions, answers, or none at
all...


Just because...

~ Tidy Chaos ~

~~~

Suck these words into your mind
and turn them into thoughts
but beware they have no say
concerning any plots

The purpose of this prose
is blowing in the wind
the fingers that have typed it
have innocently sinned

Wasting worthless letters
to convey an empty note
without a worthy reason
for the message that they wrote

Is it a sin of sloth or gluttony
to waste our precious lives
to cut into the future
with imaginary knives?

My fingers are the sinners
they’ll pay in hell for this!
My toes will find redemption
and spend eternity in bliss

Stretched between the heavens
and the hell beneath the earth
my convoluted body
will condemn its very birth

Oh dear god forgive me
if what I’ve done has been taboo
I was merely writing poetry
and didn’t have a clue

~~~

(Abra 5/9/07)

I am so, not a multi tasker. My poor little brain can not keep up with
the talent here. I need focus, focus I tell you.

I need binoculars - that's what I need. I need to bring this into focus
or I can't think.

Anyone have a pair of binoculars? I'll take mine with custart inside
and chocolate iceing. Please!

<-------------these seem to help, Red.

~ Redykeulous Eyesight ~

~~~

Redykeulous needs glasses
to bring her life to focus
from her fuzzy blurred perspective
it appears like hocus pocus

Perhaps she needs some ego?
I could give her some of mine!
From what I hear
it’s quite austere
and may even be sublime

I love this thread you’ve started Jess
it lets me be myself
I’m quite naïve
but don’t believe
in any superstitious elf

I think I’ll be an atheist
and pretend I don’t exist
it’s easier than bowing down
to religions that enlist

Hello to all
goodbye to none
I’m typing just for fun!

Since I’m not a female
I can never be a nun.

~~~

(Abra 5/10/07)

Ahhh!!!!

The breathing space to let it go...philosophise, and warble on...free
from condemnation...

Got to love the freedom.

You sir, are a consumate wordsmith of talent.

Much greater than any attempt at prose then my humble self.

Excuse me for digressing, but I'm sure that a "men's mountain bike"
would take longer to cook...kind of like "bone in breasts" take longer
than boneless skinless.

Sorry Lee, for the carnivorous metaphor.

I'm not sure about bicycles, but I know there is more of a propensity
for "men" to come pre-pickled.


(please leave "bone in breasts" and "come pre-pickled" alone because
both are just too easy and I know we are more creative than that.)

I was thinking about that Joel...And kind of gave my men's mountain bike
a long look...and then measured my oven, and the pickling vat, and
decided I will try with a tricycle first.

I noticed James had one...


Propensity is proportionate...as I found with my bicycle and
oven...

thanks for the shades Jess, better to be in the haze than in the maze.

Abra, you are a wizard, I love this side of you, proves that the
deepest thinker can have a frisky, funloving side. You are too social,
you just needed the right society to relate to.

Yes, Jess, great idea.

I'm off to bed, my eyes are burning and the shades make it hard to read.
night all!

Gnite Redykeulous.

...and good idea Lee, start small. Not every witch can just cook up a
ten speed in her vat on the first try.