First, wear blue because guys like blue.

A great place to meet guys is in the lumbar department of Home Depo or
Lowes. (And then what? Strike up a conversation about plywood? No doubt
that's where the guys are, but they don't go on to say what to do about
it.)

Keep your online profile really vague.

Guys, do you think of these tips are good advice? MJ

Gee that's some pretty ROCK SOLID advise you got there.

HELL NO

What!? I give you credit for so much thought, but a strategy or
instructions are not included because they aren’t necessary for us.
We’re simple if you pass us by say hi…but if ladies are going to home
depot and lowes looking for guys I may makes some appearance there, let
me know.

M.

Guys, do you think of these tips are good advice? MJ

Only IF you love in the woods!!!lol

Just be YOU on here and meeting us guys will just happen,,,JUST LIKE
NOW! You are posting and making new friends and the dudes will see YOU
and learn to FEEL your heart and mind,,then,,,,,
"LOOK OUT" they will be emailing you and trying to see you,,,lol
BUT THAT,,,is life on a singles site,,,oh,and I hope no perverts send
you any bad pic's,,it does happen,just report them if they do...
Have fun here!

no

Well, I thought it was pretty silly advice, too, except I actually have
been looking at the color blue more when I buy clothes, lol.
MJ

mbhim: Yeah, I was thinking along the same lines. Maybe we can host big
Just Say Hi get-togethers across the country, in the lumber department
of Lowes. Everyone be there at 7 p.m. next Sunday night! Lol,
MJ

lumbar

hehehehe

like...the back room of the nearest Lowes?

Yep, the lower back room

I thought the lumbar region was in the back. I guess Lowe's has a
Outback now. I need to get out more often.

holy sh*t!

they have dungeons, too!?

Lowe's will do anything to draw new customers!

Not bad I advice I guess.... except that I don't like blue, I like
black, used to work for Home Depot and yes there is a higher ratio of
men to women in the store and It does get my attention when her profile
is short and vague

Well, now, I have a good excuse for confusing lumbar and lumber. I'm
type med reports all day and half the people have back pain! MJ

Yes, but do those people work at Lowe's?

Maybe. Like Lakeman said, everyone is trying to get in on the singles'
dating business!

If somebody loads way too much lumber it can have an effect on their
lumbar...lol