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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 32
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Wed 04/01/09 03:51 PM

omg!!! Did I get married last night????shocked



Are you sore?

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Wed 04/01/09 03:52 PM
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surprised

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Wed 04/01/09 03:52 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhh man I wish I was sore!!!devil laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 03:53 PM
surprised <-------yah....like "that"

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Wed 04/01/09 03:53 PM
dear diary......Ive been thinking about kraft dinner alot lately. Im wondering if its just as gross as I remembered???huh

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 04/01/09 03:53 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhh man I wish I was sore!!!devil laugh

noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 03:54 PM
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there
owie noway laugh

the things that go on behind the scenes noway
my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warriornoway

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Wed 04/01/09 03:54 PM
You told me you loved me, then proposed to me, then your phone went dead. Then you mumbled zdtutmcudtgumdcjtugdcktgj in the diary. Girl cheese sammychiz.

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Wed 04/01/09 03:54 PM
Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!!explode noway laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 03:55 PM

MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there
owie noway laugh

the things that go on behind the scenes noway
my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warriornoway
Its time to teach the young grasshoppa to NOT DO THAT TO HIS MOM!!!pitchfork

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Wed 04/01/09 03:56 PM

You told me you loved me, then proposed to me, then your phone went dead. Then you mumbled zdtutmcudtgumdcjtugdcktgj in the diary. Girl cheese sammychiz.
hahaaaaaaaaaaaa girl cheeeeeeeeze sammich!!! Awwwwwww my son used to say that. I think he still says it!!!noway laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 03:56 PM
So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget????noway


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Wed 04/01/09 03:57 PM


MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there
owie noway laugh

the things that go on behind the scenes noway
my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warriornoway
Its time to teach the young grasshoppa to NOT DO THAT TO HIS MOM!!!pitchfork



and mom needs to back down from the challenge I take = blame noway laugh ohwell

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 04/01/09 03:57 PM

Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!!explode noway laugh


16 tons of greeasy grimy gopher guts
Marblated monkey meat
Chewed up parakeet
French fried eyeballs
Sitting in a bowl of blood
BOY I forgot my spoon
...but I brung my straw

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 04/01/09 03:58 PM
How's that?

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Wed 04/01/09 03:58 PM
Oh wait!!! Did you say yes???laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 03:59 PM


Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!!explode noway laugh


16 tons of greeasy grimy gopher guts
Marblated monkey meat
Chewed up parakeet
French fried eyeballs
Sitting in a bowl of blood
BOY I forgot my spoon
...but I brung my straw
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanks!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 04/01/09 04:01 PM

So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget????noway




No...I'm 5'9......

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Wed 04/01/09 04:03 PM
Has anyone heard from scotty??? The last I heard, he quit drinking.

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 04/01/09 04:04 PM

So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget????noway




No...an "MC Hammer" impersonator midget

:banana: do doodoo doot do doot do doot..."Can't Reach That"

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