Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 32 | |
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omg!!! Did I get married last night???? Are you sore? |
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Ohhhhhhhhhh man I wish I was sore!!!
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<-------yah....like "that"
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dear diary......Ive been thinking about kraft dinner alot lately. Im wondering if its just as gross as I remembered???
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Ohhhhhhhhhh man I wish I was sore!!! |
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MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there owie the things that go on behind the scenes my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warrior |
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You told me you loved me, then proposed to me, then your phone went dead. Then you mumbled zdtutmcudtgumdcjtugdcktgj in the diary. Girl cheese sammychiz.
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Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!!
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MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there owie the things that go on behind the scenes my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warrior |
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You told me you loved me, then proposed to me, then your phone went dead. Then you mumbled zdtutmcudtgumdcjtugdcktgj in the diary. Girl cheese sammychiz. |
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So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget????
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MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez thought my kid broke my baby finger for a few minutes there owie the things that go on behind the scenes my kid is on his way to becoming a ninja warrior and mom needs to back down from the challenge I take = blame |
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Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!! 16 tons of greeasy grimy gopher guts Marblated monkey meat Chewed up parakeet French fried eyeballs Sitting in a bowl of blood BOY I forgot my spoon ...but I brung my straw |
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How's that?
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Oh wait!!! Did you say yes???
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Beach would you quit making me think of sex!!!! Then I will want it right now!!! 16 tons of greeasy grimy gopher guts Marblated monkey meat Chewed up parakeet French fried eyeballs Sitting in a bowl of blood BOY I forgot my spoon ...but I brung my straw |
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So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget???? No...I'm 5'9...... |
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Has anyone heard from scotty??? The last I heard, he quit drinking.
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So I didnt get married to an elvis impersonator midget???? No...an "MC Hammer" impersonator midget do doodoo doot do doot do doot..."Can't Reach That" |
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