True, she knows how to fake it!

You said it... I didn't.

Somethings wrong. I just realized I havn't had a woman hit on me on here in the past few weeks. What the Hefner is up with that?

Yeah. That's something that's kinda missing from porn nowadays- the whole "reality" aspect and stuff.

Everything's just over-blown with the gonzo stuff to be totally-unbelievable to the point of pure silliness.

Take a porno flick I worked on a little while ago (NOT as performer, if you must know- I provided some fire effects for the film) called "Pirates 2: Stagnotti's Revenge"...

Even though it had a monster budget for a porno flick (something like four-million bucks, which is titanic for a porno movie), AND the fact they tried to have at least some form of plot in it, the "action" on the movie was just totally cartoonish, with wimmins who looked like they just came from the Earl Sheib $99.95 paint and body work special and stuff. It was more parody than anything else- totally nonsensical and totally weak as a result.

I probably wouldn't purchase a copy of the flick on DVD if I had the opportunity to. Then again, you've probably already got a copy, huh Prncs?

Most women know how to fake it E.. The question is, when it's really good and they scream can the man handle it...

Man... I could only HOPE that'd happen.

Shhh, but I actually had to fake my last one. I know I can handle it, but there's a downside to that.

Moof I must make a correction to your post and state that "Porno's NEVER had a plot!"... I watched a John Holmes one b/c I had never seen him, funnier than hell... So in my opinion they didn't become fake, they've always been WAY fake....

I have had women that absolutely loved my endurance and stamina when it comes to that, but I have also had some get upset and in tears because I didn't climax quickly. I can control my climax, and when women find that out, and they do, it can either be a good thing or turn out to be a bad thing. I've noticed women want to make sure they make their man feel good, and they have with me, but when you're able to control your climax, it is hard to convince them that they pleased you.

I so understand you're point E...

Not all of them. I have actually seen some with a good plot. 98% of the storylines and plots are stretched alot and 1% a bit. The other 1% actually do have some good plots. Sorry, but I had watched alot of porn in my past.

Well... the porno I worked on DID kinda have a plot... kinda. Something about some dude named "Stagnotti" who tries to get his revenge on some other dude. And there's something else having to do with pirate treasure too, in keeping with the whole "pirate" thingy.

And keep in mind that a HEAVILY-EDITED version of it's preceding movie was released into the B-movie (non-porn) market, too. So it MUST have had at least some story, right?

What WAS fake was the overacting that was done while the performers were... err... performing. Some of that stuff was so Shatner-esque with the porn-related overacting that it was comical. You just CAN'T be whangin' and bangin' like monkeys right off the bat and have it feel good... it's just not possible.

I'll give you th 1% E

Yeah. She'll give the 1%.

Oh, ummm, I kinda meant it is hard for me to convince them sometimes that they pleased me after they realized I could control my climaxes.

But something hilarious, I had a woman fake a climax with me after we had gone for 2 and half hours, I knew she was tired and faking the climax and I busted out laughing. I didn't mean to, but it was funny. DON'T EVER BUST OUT LAUGHING AT A WOMAN FOR FAKING A CLIMAX! SHE WON'T STOP CRYING!

Yeah- if, for no other reason, because you will have busted her on her fakin' shenanigans.