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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30
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Sat 03/28/09 02:18 AM
Ya I usually say........wow, I have a son almost your age. I bet you guys would like to skateboard together!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:19 AM

I got my sh*t together today!!!

2 bags of cow manure and one of chook sh*t!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh noway
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I had not a lot of sh*t tonight. I like those nights!!!bigsmile :banana:

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Sat 03/28/09 02:24 AM
No really... I went and got two bags of cow, and one of chook sh*t, for the vege garden.........rofl

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Sat 03/28/09 02:25 AM
I have a whole yard full of cat crap circles.......but they prefer the neighbours!!!pitchfork noway laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:29 AM
laugh laugh Solly for the delay in posting I was cooking Japalese flied lice for the kids.......

back now!bigsmile

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Sat 03/28/09 02:29 AM
Dear diary.........did someone sprinkle cat nip on my head????? noway laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

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Sat 03/28/09 02:30 AM
Thats ok jess.......Im trying to keep up with the emails........

I think the star, the moon and the feng shui are working at the same time!!!shocked rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 03/28/09 02:31 AM
dear diary...........btw.............DO YOU KNOW IM IN CANADA?????


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS RIGHT!!!!


cANADA!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:31 AM

Thats ok jess.......Im trying to keep up with the emails........

I think the star, the moon and the feng shui are working at the same time!!!shocked rofl rofl rofl


laugh laugh laugh

Could it be the lipgloss, attracting all the moths to the shiny shiny??? huh :wink: drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:33 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh I love this lip schtick!!!! it sparkles like diaaaaaaaaaaaamonds!!!laugh laugh laugh


Ok I admit!!! Im a GIRL!!! I LIKE makeup and fashion and cats and hot dogs and toilet paper people!!!noway

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Sat 03/28/09 02:35 AM
Is that another 1200 emails I hear clunking in you inbox????laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:36 AM
If I fell in love with you noway

would you promise to be truehuh

and help me understand:banana:

cause Ive been in love beforebrokenheart

and Ive found that love was more

than just holding hands.......surprised

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Sat 03/28/09 02:36 AM

Is that another 1200 emails I hear clunking in you inbox????laugh
what the hell is going on???? 1-800-Iamhornytonight?noway laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:38 AM


Is that another 1200 emails I hear clunking in you inbox????laugh
what the hell is going on???? 1-800-Iamhornytonight?noway laugh laugh laugh


It's the shiny shiny firing up the OTHER typing aparatus...laugh :wink: pitchfork

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Sat 03/28/09 02:44 AM
DEAR DIARY........dont look at your tongue after drinking red wine!!!noway :tongue: noway

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Sat 03/28/09 02:47 AM

DEAR DIARY........dont look at your tongue after drinking red wine!!!noway :tongue: noway

laugh laugh Take a pic!!! Go on muriel, I dare yah!!!!!!!!pitchfork :wink: laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:48 AM
Lol nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know what you are up to!!! and I have my crystal right here!!!pitchfork

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Sat 03/28/09 02:49 AM

Lol nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know what you are up to!!! and I have my crystal right here!!!pitchfork



I wanted to see 70000000000000000000000000 emails clunk in your inbox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pitchfork laugh laugh laugh :wink:

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Sat 03/28/09 02:50 AM
dear diary...............I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:52 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 03/28/09 02:53 AM
Dear Diary.

I have noticed this really weird arsed phenomenomenom.. on facebook.... about 999.999% of the town here is on it.... and they talk to each other on there rather than over the fence.... my neighbour asked if I had any olive oil, via facebook rather than yell over the fence!!!!!!!!! How weird is that...

the fb thingo is an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL brain sucking leeech pretending to be a social blog thingo.

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