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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30
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Sat 03/28/09 01:57 AM
Dear diary........I keep getting these emails from the other site which I never go on......it was a joke really.

and they keep saying this person "favourited" me........like wtf?>???? people like ocotopus masters and corn cobb artists??? Oh ya and I juggle things when Im bored.........wtf???slaphead rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 03/28/09 01:57 AM

chevy dont make me come over there



HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that is so wrong on every level!

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Sat 03/28/09 01:57 AM


<-----gets out chalk board and points out the naughty bits.......rant



<------watches chevy's eyes bulge out!!!surprised


<------buys chevy a pepsi and a donut to console him!!!rofl rofl
:banana: ya, i get a soda and a donut ....:banana:
There is no soda in the diary. There is only pop!!! Now get it right!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 01:59 AM
soda pop !:tongue: laugh
im out ....
have a good night folk's !drinker drinker flowerforyou

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Sat 03/28/09 02:00 AM
I'm off to la la land. Ta ta.

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Sat 03/28/09 02:01 AM
Soda pop sounds like that movie/book.........what the heck was that book they made us read in highschool>>>??? My friend was in that movie........huh

A bunch of greasers.......pony boy, soda pop.......

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Sat 03/28/09 02:01 AM
Goodnight.flowerforyou

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Sat 03/28/09 02:02 AM
gnite!!!drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:02 AM
ok jess........I have a bottle of italian wine.........

montepulciano d'abruzzo........drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:04 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm should I open it???bigsmile drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:06 AM
Hmmmmmmm looks black.....


Mmmmmmmmmmm not bad........drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:08 AM
Don't ask me!!! The last time I cracked a bottle open, I was oggling some cutey in this forum....drooling like a lecherous ole lady!!!!!!!!!

I am so not the person to ask noway pitchfork pitchfork

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Sat 03/28/09 02:09 AM
(Do IT !! Do IT!! DO IT) pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

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Sat 03/28/09 02:10 AM
ffewahjkdsaf geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I cant keep up with my emails tonight!!!!


Nahhhhhhhh I just cant sleep. I thought a drink may put me to "dead"noway laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 02:11 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh


the word of the day is OVERWHELMED!!! Brought to you by the letter 86 and the number G!!!!!!!!!!!!noway drinker :banana:

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Sat 03/28/09 02:11 AM
I had a 20 year old email and tell me I was beautiful........I nearly fell off my chair laughing and sent him the 800 freecall eye check number...laugh noway

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Sat 03/28/09 02:14 AM
ya I get those all the time........I think its SICK!!!!!!!!!!sick

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Sat 03/28/09 02:15 AM
dEAR DIARY.......HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE HOLY SH*T MOMENTS?????shocked


i THINK I just had one!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sat 03/28/09 02:16 AM

ya I get those all the time........I think its SICK!!!!!!!!!!sick


If I was drinking champagne I probably would have emailed him my phone number!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To ring Jo, my 20 year old daughter!!!!!!!!

laugh frown frown drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 02:17 AM
I got my sh*t together today!!!

2 bags of cow manure and one of chook sh*t!!!!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh noway

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