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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 09:46 AM
Do you ever dream in GREEN????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:01 AM
dEAR DIARY....how many profiles do I have to read that say...."I wear my heart on my sleeve, Im laid back, Im a fun loving guy...etc. Personally I call bullsh*t!!! I would like to see these "hearts" on sleeves laid back = I cant get off the couch.....hand me the remote!! Im a fun loving guy = I laugh like a hyena while chugging 14 beers with my buds!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:04 AM
Im a great cook = I can heat up a can of chef boyardee ravioli in the microwave

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:05 AM
Im 5 ft 10 = Im 5 ft 4

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 03/29/09 10:07 AM
I like to spend nights in on the couch = i have no money and i am too lazy to get a job

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:08 AM
I like to spend nights in on the couch = i have no money and i am too lazy to get a job I like to "cuddle" on the couch = I like to lay on the couch like a lazy slob with stinky socks while you make me roast beef sammiches and bring me beer!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:10 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 03/29/09 10:10 AM
I like to go for walks on the beach = I am homeless and poor and have no shoes

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/29/09 10:11 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sun 03/29/09 10:12 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like It feels sandy, funnily enough!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:12 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like Get out of kentucky and get a passport!!!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/29/09 10:13 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like Get out of kentucky and get a passport!!! I need monies for that, unless you want to give me some

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 03/29/09 10:13 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:14 AM
Im looking for my life partner = Oh my gawd Im getting old.....someone please marry me before I get bald and fat!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:14 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like Get out of kentucky and get a passport!!! I need monies for that, unless you want to give me some The world is abundant with money. You just have to know where to find it....oh and actually work for it!!

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sun 03/29/09 10:15 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 03/29/09 10:16 AM
Im looking for someone who can be in the mud one minute and instantly transform into a ball gown in 5 minutes = who the hell can do that???? I need at least an hour!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sun 03/29/09 10:17 AM
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though! Please dont tell everyone she is known as Fisttwat!

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/29/09 10:17 AM
My favorite; I'm an independent thinker = i will argue you with you no matter what you say.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Sun 03/29/09 10:18 AM < continued at this topic > < last part of this topic is here >
I like to walk on the beach = It looks good in the movies and I would walk on the beach if there was one near me and even if there was one I would probably just stay home and watch tv!!! I want to walk on a beach! I always wondered what sand felt like It feels sandy, funnily enough! Hey! My mum is called Sandy! That's not the name she's commonly known as though! Please dont tell everyone she is known as Fisttwat! No! Crunt - because she's crusty there!