Topic: How many
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Wed 03/18/09 02:33 PM




Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?


26

Somehow I am almost afriad to ask.. Lex how do you know


I spent three years with Albatross Control in Guatemala....turns out they're not flame-retardant either....


Well in that case, mystery over!

Im off out to buy 26 Snickers bars, back in a bit.


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Wed 03/18/09 02:36 PM
Edited by Dan99 on Wed 03/18/09 02:36 PM




Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.

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Wed 03/18/09 02:37 PM
rofl rofl

Do you look these questions up in a book or something, or are you just that bored?

Dan99's photo
Wed 03/18/09 03:10 PM
While we are here...How many pidgeons would it take to completely cover my house in bird crap in an hour?

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Wed 03/18/09 03:24 PM


all I know is that you can't roller skate in a buffalo heard....


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Wed 03/18/09 03:39 PM



all I know is that you can't roller skate in a buffalo heard....




What about skateboarding?

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Wed 03/18/09 03:46 PM

Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Regular size or the fun size snickers?

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Wed 03/18/09 03:48 PM


Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Regular size or the fun size snickers?


Regular. The answer is 26, according to Lex, though he never specified the size of the bar.

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Wed 03/18/09 03:50 PM



Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Regular size or the fun size snickers?


Regular. The answer is 26, according to Lex, though he never specified the size of the bar.

Does he have any sort of proof of this?

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Wed 03/18/09 03:52 PM




Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Regular size or the fun size snickers?


Regular. The answer is 26, according to Lex, though he never specified the size of the bar.

Does he have any sort of proof of this?


Im not sure, i havent seen it. But i dont see Lex as a liar, and he apparantly did have some very valid experience in Guatamala.

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Wed 03/18/09 04:06 PM



all I know is that you can't roller skate in a buffalo heard....


I sing that song every time I go into Wal mart and see them all in moo moo's floral print ones at that. so you actually can skate in a buffalo heard... but wally world doesn't care for the shates in the stores.

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Wed 03/18/09 04:18 PM
`God save thee, ancient Mariner !
From the fiends, that plague thee thus !
Why look'st thou so ?
With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

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Wed 03/18/09 04:21 PM
Ah. well a-day. what evil looks
Had I from old and young
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung.










(yeah ok, i googled it)

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Wed 03/18/09 04:23 PM

While we are here...How many pidgeons would it take to completely cover my house in bird crap in an hour?


Just one really.

Dan99's photo
Wed 03/18/09 04:24 PM


While we are here...How many pidgeons would it take to completely cover my house in bird crap in an hour?


Just one really.


How big are Pidgeons in America?!

Or maybe you have a small house?

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Wed 03/18/09 04:42 PM





Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.


In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael."



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Wed 03/18/09 04:57 PM






Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.


In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael."





Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name.

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Wed 03/18/09 04:59 PM







Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.


In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael."





Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name.


And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world.



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Wed 03/18/09 05:03 PM








Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.


In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael."





Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name.


And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world.





Thats right. But the birth rate is now starting to outweigh the death rate, and if we dont kill enough of them with our experiments, there will be a big problem.

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Wed 03/18/09 05:04 PM









Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death?

Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers.


Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it.

Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****.


Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos.

Lex can probably confirm this.


In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael."





Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name.


And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world.





Thats right. But the birth rate is now starting to outweigh the death rate, and if we dont kill enough of them with our experiments, there will be a big problem.


I'm just waiting for one who calls herself Jessica Albatross.