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Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death? Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers. Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it. Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****. Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos. Lex can probably confirm this. In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael." Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name. And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world. Thats right. But the birth rate is now starting to outweigh the death rate, and if we dont kill enough of them with our experiments, there will be a big problem. I'm just waiting for one who calls herself Jessica Albatross. I just wanna know what they call it when they sink a golf ball in 3 shots under par. |
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Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death? Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers. Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it. Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****. Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos. Lex can probably confirm this. In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael." Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name. And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world. Thats right. But the birth rate is now starting to outweigh the death rate, and if we dont kill enough of them with our experiments, there will be a big problem. I'm just waiting for one who calls herself Jessica Albatross. I just wanna know what they call it when they sink a golf ball in 3 shots under par. Cassowary. |
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Three-under-par (-3); often called a double eagle (even though it's technically an eagle-and-a-half). These are extremely rare, and occur on par-fives with a strong drive and a holed approach shot. Holes-in-one on par-four holes (generally short ones) are also albatrosses.
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Snickers bars does it take to choke an albatross to death? Well, I have heard that albatrosses prefer Three Musketeers. Well its a classic book, if i was an albatross i would read it. Most albatrosses are reading Moby ****. Yeah they all know that one. I even seen a few with Herman Melville tattoos. Lex can probably confirm this. In private, they all refer to each other as "Ishmael." Makes sense, since there are at least 13 million different ways of pronouncing that name. And, by a strange coincidence, there are also exactly that many albatrossi in the world. Thats right. But the birth rate is now starting to outweigh the death rate, and if we dont kill enough of them with our experiments, there will be a big problem. I'm just waiting for one who calls herself Jessica Albatross. I just wanna know what they call it when they sink a golf ball in 3 shots under par. Cassowary. I do believe they refer to a hole in one as a Double-wattled Cassowary, even if it is 3 or more shots under par. |
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