The FBI had an opening for an assassin .
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> After all the background checks, interviews
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> And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
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> Two men and a woman.
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> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
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> The men to a large metal door and handed
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> Him a gun.
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> 'We must know that you will follow your
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> Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
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> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
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> In a chair ... . . Kill her!!'
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> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
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> Never shoot my wife.'
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> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
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> For this job. Take your wife and go home.'
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> The second man was given the same instructions.
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> He took the gun and went into the room. All was
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> Quiet for about 5 minutes.
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> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
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> But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
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> Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
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> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
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> Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
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> Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
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> After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
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> Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
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> Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
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> Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
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> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
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> Beat him to death with the chair.'
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> MORAL:
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> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

UMMM...HMMMMMM....

This explains a LOT