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Topic: All men are pigs
Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 03/16/09 03:58 PM
then that means I have pig foreskin? Ewwwww No foreskin! I meant my before skin that hasnt been with me since I was born!!!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Mon 03/16/09 03:59 PM
An entire thread about pigs, but I see nothing about Manbearpig! How can this be? You can start your own thread about Manbearpig. I'm cereal.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Mon 03/16/09 03:59 PM
Sausage, get your hot sausage here I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Tofurkey anyone?

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 03/16/09 04:01 PM
Sausage, get your hot sausage here I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Meat does the body good

CleanBathroom Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5544	Mon 03/16/09 04:19 PM
Sausage, get your hot sausage here I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Meat does the body good Hey Pats .... I'm finishing our project tonight. I keep forgetting .. sorry dude. I'll probably call you so we can finish it tonight for good if that's cool. BTW: Melody is still "Hat-a-licious." .. nothing has changed since yesterday.

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Mon 03/16/09 04:21 PM
Sausage, get your hot sausage here I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Meat does the body good BTW: Melody is still "Hat-a-licious." .. nothing has changed since yesterday.

DHinkle Joined Sat 11/15/08 Posts: 2196	Mon 03/16/09 04:23 PM
Socrates is a man All men are mortal All men are Socrates thats about the same as the generalization that all men are pigs!!

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Mon 03/16/09 04:25 PM
Socrates is a man All men are mortal All men are Socrates thats about the same as the generalization that all men are pigs!! i am glad that you noted my subtle sense of humour

Sleeplessndallas Joined Tue 02/03/09 Posts: 5	Mon 03/16/09 04:34 PM
This could go both ways..... Most men think of only PORKING someone Most women love the SAUSAGE Then where do the terms "hiding the salami" or a "hot beef injection" or "choking the chicken" fit in??? Is it sausage, beef, or poultry??? And then some women smell like fish??? Damn, this sounds like a buffet and I'm getting hungry.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 03/16/09 04:39 PM
Sausage, get your hot sausage here I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Meat does the body good Hey Pats .... I'm finishing our project tonight. I keep forgetting .. sorry dude. I'll probably call you so we can finish it tonight for good if that's cool. BTW: Melody is still "Hat-a-licious." .. nothing has changed since yesterday. Thanks bro

Sleeplessndallas Joined Tue 02/03/09 Posts: 5	Mon 03/16/09 04:46 PM
This is so not right and I apologize ahead of time.... They say a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes... If we "assume" that to be correct, then wouldn't that shoot down the theory that all men are pigs??? And how much of our taxpayers money did Obama allocate to the research and study of a pig's orgasm??? And who applied for the job to sit there with a stop watch and time the damn things in the first place??? I know work is hard to find these days, but cum on. Could you imagine the resume of the person who was actually hired to do this job??? And how about the other 50 people who didn't get the job because they weren't "qualified"???

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 03/16/09 04:47 PM
My understanding is that human flesh tastes like SPAM that is scary!

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 03/16/09 04:49 PM
I love bacon, sausages, smoked ham, spam....I love pigs !!!!!

Sleeplessndallas Joined Tue 02/03/09 Posts: 5	Mon 03/16/09 05:01 PM
All pigs are male...But all males are not men. What about the mailman??? And our mailman is a female. Shouldn't she be a femailman??? And if she was a femailman, shouldn't she be delivering the mail in San Francisco??? Am I the only one who thinks of these things??? Geez, I really need to get laid.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 03/16/09 05:03 PM
Im not a pig. I exercise everyday and I dont eat much. I stay in very good shape

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Mon 03/16/09 05:59 PM
Shouldn't she be a femailman??? Absolutely!!! Socrates is a man All men are mortal All men are Socrates But Socrates is dead. That doesn't mean that all men are dead. Or Greek for that matter.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 03/16/09 06:57 PM
Shouldn't she be a femailman??? Absolutely!!! Socrates is a man All men are mortal All men are Socrates But Socrates is dead. That doesn't mean that all men are dead. Or Greek for that matter. No, but all men will be dead.

huskydogowner Joined Sun 08/19/07 Posts: 259	Mon 03/16/09 11:33 PM
Cool...if we have children, would they be pigoxen or oxenpigs? They'll be poxes.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76392	Mon 03/16/09 11:36 PM
Hummmmmmmmmmm you tell me pigs have and orgasm for 30 hummmmmmmmmm sooooooo now ya think they are one and the same?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/16/09 11:44 PM
Well that was a fun 4 page read. You owe me 2 aspirin. Gave me a headache.