Master of Puppets

Metallica

but its my kid playing his guitar and it sounds as good as the CD

Grapevine here.

What about the mailman???
And our mailman is a female.
Shouldn't she be a femailman???
And if she was a femailman, shouldn't she be delivering the mail in San Francisco???

Am I the only one who thinks of these things???
Geez, I really need to get laid.

If we "assume" that to be correct, then wouldn't that shoot down the theory that all men are pigs???
And how much of our taxpayers money did Obama allocate to the research and study of a pig's orgasm???
And who applied for the job to sit there with a stop watch and time the damn things in the first place??? I know work is hard to find these days, but cum on.
Could you imagine the resume of the person who was actually hired to do this job???
And how about the other 50 people who didn't get the job because they weren't "qualified"???

Then where do the terms "hiding the salami" or a "hot beef injection" or "choking the chicken" fit in???

Is it sausage, beef, or poultry???
And then some women smell like fish???
Damn, this sounds like a buffet and I'm getting hungry.