i could smoke so much the devil would stop before me. its like the song goes...

The devil went to Jamaica
He was looking to sell some weed
He was doin' fine
They were standin' in line
It was excellent weed indeed
When he came across a young man
Who was likewise peddling pot
And the devil slid down the beach to the kid
And said boy let me tell you what
I guess you kind of figured
I'm a reefer head of course
And after all this time
I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts
Now your stuff smells okay
But this could tranquilize a horse
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash
Cause I think mines better than yours
The boy said my names Johnny
And you ain't smoked nothing yet
One hit of this grass will kick your a@@
You got yourself a bet

Johnny roll a ball of hash
And make sure it's the bomb
Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam
You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope
But if you can't the devil gets your dope

The devil packed a bong
With a little Acapulco Gold
And resin flew from his finger tips
As he fired up his bowl
He filled that chamber all the way
And he took a mighty hit
And as they passed it back and forth
It gave them both a coughing fit
(coughing)
When the bowl was finished Johnny said
Hey man, that stuff was great
But fill your lungs with some of this
And prepare to vegetate

Cannibis Sativa, Sweet Maryjane
The devils in the backyard frying his brain
Zig-Zag filled with the diggity-dank
Hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

The devil nodded off
Because he knew that he was stoned
And he asked if he could buy an ounce
Of the stuff that Johnny owned
Johnny said, Devil just come on back
If you ever wanna catch a buzz
I done told you once
You son of a bi$^h
Mine's the best there ever was

And they fired up doobies one by one
Ain't gonna stop until the bag is done
Green as a bullfrog
Sticky as glue
Granny do you get high, yes I do


i may not be a pinball wizard but i am the king of high the pot smokin wizard

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT HERE IN CALIFORNIA

AND I CAN'T SLEEP THINKING OF MY LOVED ONES


MY MOTHER & FATHER SO PRECIOUS WHO ARE STILL ALIVE

AND GETTING UP THERE IN AGE


BUT THEY ARE SOOO MANY MILES AWAY...

i WORRY ABOUT MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN

i WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE OF AMERICA


WITH ALL THE GREEDY PEOPLE WITH THEIR HANDS ALWAYS IN THE TILL

I WAKE UP WORRYING AND PRAYING FOR THE TROOPS


FOR ALL THE SOLDIERS WHO DEFEND OUR FREEDOM EVERY DAY


PLEASE GOD...HAVE MERCY ON YOUR PEOPLE


BRING OUR TROOPS HOME SOON


AND TO THOSE WHO HAVE PERISHED IN WAR AND FOR NOBLE CAUSES


PLEASE USHER THEM INTO YOUR KINGDOM OH LORD

AND GIVE THEM A PLACE RIGHT BY YOU



THOSE WHOSE NAMES HAVE BEEN ALREADY RECORDED

IN YOUR HOLY BOOK OF LIFE

IF IT WASN'T FOR OUR MIGHTY TROOPS

PLACING THEMSELVES IN HARM'S WAY

WE WOULD HAVE NONE OF THE FREEDOMS THAT WE HOLD SOO DEAR

LET US NEVER FORGET THAT EVER IN ALL THAT WE DO & SAY

LET US ALWAYS KEEP THEM IN OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS

AS WE PARTAKE IN OUR COMFORTS THAT WE OFTEN

TAKE SO LIGHTLY & SOO FOR GRANTED


LET US NOT BECOME A SPOILED UNAPPRECIATIVE PEOPLE

ALWAYS HOLDING IN HIGH REGARD THE DEFENDERS OF OUR FREEDOM


AND LIVE PROUDLY & THANKFULLY IN THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY


CALLED AMERICA

Lovely day people1! I'm nursing this sunburn with TONS of aloe jelly and chilling with the kiddies today.

Hope you're all having a good day

awww..thank you Sunny... you have a great day too


I just got in from a sweltering 10 -12 mile bike ride

in the 90 plus degree heat and i am totally overheated

its 108 in texas :( bad day gettin high out side

we've had two super heat waves here already this year ...

and it was well over 100 for four days just lately

and it should be in the upper 90's today

and there was a real scorcher before that

combine that with many cars racing around emitting hot fumes

no breeze concrete everywhere & major pollution

and it is even waaay hotter than that ...

Glad I live in Cannabis er Canada eh...

Don't be like that! It's hot here too...just not THAT hot

But we have choice reefer

Yeah about 95 the other day, least 100 + isnt common.

Dem americans always crossing da border ta get the good stuff...

Yea it gets up there. Gonna be a hot summer for sure...

Heck, first conversation I had with my boss in England was about BC bud He loooooved me from that moment on

hahahaha i bet you do...

ahh , but so do we

Ya know, I've never had any from the States...but then we grow a ton up here. Gawd love corn fields!

is that right?

and how can they bring it back home if they do go up there ?

they can't bring it through customs, can they ?


I would LOVE to go to Amsterdam

and see the set up they have there

I'm all for our gov't doing the same thing here! They'd make a ton of money off of it but then we'd have stupid tourist...Although we are beefing up the Police and RCMP forces here.

Maybe that's what they're doing!

I wanna go to Amsterdam in November for the Weed Bowl. It's like a weed chilli cooking contest. SAMPLES!!!

you don't have corn fields up there? or do you ?

i am not very familiar with Canada

and what is the law like up there ?

is weed legal,

or do they have medical marijuana certificates


you can get, like here ???

truly that sounds like sooo much fun


Our Government needs to seriously get their heads out of their butts