What is yours???


"Badges, we dont need no stinkin badges!!!!




It's not a tumor!!!! it's not a tumor at all!!!!

"you laughin at me" "so you think i'm funny huh"
"scobby doo were are you"
"what we've got here is failure to communicate"" some men you just can't reach" "you can be my wingman anytime"

"boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"

"She said beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. You need to remember that when you find yourself at the beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up...and it will too."

welllll....I wonder what HELL is gonna look like...we all die...it's just a question of when...

"She turned me into a newt! . . . I got better."

"This is my family... it is small.. and broken.. but it is good.. yeah.. still good"

I love it when its hamburger day..

Romy and Michele..

"I've been to prison once.
I've been married twice.
I was once drafted by Lyndon Johnson and had to live
in fvck-ass Mexico for two and a half years for no reason.
I've had my eye socket punched in, a kidney taken out,
and I got a bone chip in my ankle that's never gonna heal.
I've seen some pretty shytty situations in my life.
But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.
If I'd known I was gonna have to put up with screaming brats
pissing on my lap for 30 days out of the year,
I would have killed myself a long time ago.
Come to think of it, I still might.
Where I come from, we didn't celebrate Christmas.
Not because we were Jewish, but because my dad
was a worthless-coward fvcking asshole whose idea of a present
was a daily punch to the back of the head.
He did teach me how to crack a safe, though.
My dad never did shyt with his life, so he took it out on me.
You could say I'm no different. I'd have to say you were right.
But at this point, it's too late to start over.
Funny how things work out.
It's fvcking hilarious."

-Bad Santa

why so serious?

"My name is Bond...James Bond." be seeing you

"it's been swell, but the swelling's gone down"


Tank Girl

i'll be back.... lol

Positano? Where the hell is Positano?

im tony montana political refugee from cuba

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.

its true you are a good woman,than again you mite be the anti christ

god hates me
hate him back, it works for me

Cop: 'Tell me officer, do you have any idea how fast you were going?'
Chris Farley: 'well...(some nonsense stuff inbetween)...I guess I was going about 65, tops'
Cop: '7!, seven miles per hour!'

You make me wanna be a better person!