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Speaking of cigarettes -- why can't I find those candy cigarettes anymore? I loved those things when I was a kid. They just seemed to disappear one day, along with the candy heroin needles and the candy crack pipes. lol |
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!" Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! You're right of course. I'd pay to see Lex do interpretive dance.  |
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. Through age comes wisdom Grasshopper.  about life yes, but age can't teach a person everything, yes the older you are the more you know about life and what not, but in my situation age means your behind and know less, i am in school for technology, which means if your out of school for 10 yrs half of what you know is outdates. Yep...any 10 year old can make me look retarded when it comes to computers....I didn't touch one till 2 years ago. The flip side (old vynil record reference) is that I see the young guys at work f**king up with thier girl or on thier job..or just doing stupid sh*t that I have done ....I can't help but try to keep them from being as ignorant as I was. |
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!" Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! You're right of course. I'd pay to see Lex do interpretive dance. HEY! Brotherhood of the Hair or not...don't f**k with the Hokey Pokey!!!!! I swear that it is really what it is all about. |
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. Through age comes wisdom Grasshopper. about life yes, but age can't teach a person everything, yes the older you are the more you know about life and what not, but in my situation age means your behind and know less, i am in school for technology, which means if your out of school for 10 yrs half of what you know is outdates. Yep...any 10 year old can make me look retarded when it comes to computers....I didn't touch one till 2 years ago. The flip side (old vynil record reference) is that I see the young guys at work f**king up with thier girl or on thier job..or just doing stupid sh*t that I have done ....I can't help but try to keep them from being as ignorant as I was. And thats great, if an older guy wants to give me some advice about life, finacial, relationship, or somthing of the sort, i'm all ears |
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!" Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! You're right of course. I'd pay to see Lex do interpretive dance. I'm not agreeing to anything where I'm required to put my right foot in.... |
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You are a smart dude Irish.....now, teach us old motherf**kers how to use a damned computer....and I got no Idea how to use half of the sh*t on my cell phone.....(I would kill to bring back rotary phones!)
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Edited by
irishgermandude
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Tue 03/10/09 05:24 PM
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lol, your funny krupa, "rotary phones" lmao, if you ever need help with your cell or comp just ask
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Facing the realization of ineptitude.
That marriage to a beautiful women may not happen. That marriage may not happen. That becoming rich may not happen. That becoming poor may happen. That life is inconsequential. That it is just as consequential to the life of a squirrel that gets run over by a car, which is not at all consequential. Roco |
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Oh I'm sorry. Did I say hokey pokey? I meant the wedding chicken dance. Yeah! What's with that crap?! It had to be invented by some sad sack on his second marriage! Why? Because that's an imitation of his first marriage....his wife had him running around like a chicken with its head cut off! So as a joke he danced like that at his second wedding in preparation of his next dictated marriage. I also think the jump through hoops dance and the cockroach on his back dance was created at weddings! Groom abuse!!!
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I got nothin'..............
life rocks! And life's idiosynchracies make this whole circus all the more entertaining.  
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And why can't I call all the women in my area looking for "Knights in shining armor" wenches? Huh? If they were living as immorally as they have 700 years ago they'd be called wenches. Actually worse but that's besides the point. Knights in shining armor are dead. Been dead 700 years. And the knights that do exist are aging rockstars who couldn't even get on a horse and are too busy with their baristers and lawyers fighting their ex wenches for ridiculous alimony claims reimbursement. I'd feel sorry for sir paul- but damn! You married a gold digging wench!!!!
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Facing the realization of ineptitude. That marriage to a beautiful women may not happen. That marriage may not happen. That becoming rich may not happen. That becoming poor may happen. That life is inconsequential. That it is just as consequential to the life of a squirrel that gets run over by a car, which is not at all consequential. Roco Perhaps this will put things into perspective for you Roco.... This guy will be way cooler than any of us in Mexico...no matter what we do... 
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Wow! This venting is fun!!!
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I hope everyone realizes I'm "joke" venting sarcastically because of the rash of venting threads today. I'd hate to put in a liability waiver, a contract of limited liability, a parental advisory warning, and a misnomer agreement in the name of political correctness. And what about that political correctness crap?!!!! Quit calling my car african american. Its BLACK!!! Its a BLACK CAR!!! Not a blue car. Not a red car. Not a green car! Sheesh!!!
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I hope everyone realizes I'm "joke" venting sarcastically because of the rash of venting threads today. I'd hate to put in a liability waiver, a contract of limited liability, a parental advisory warning, and a misnomer agreement in the name of political correctness. And what about that political correctness crap?!!!! Quit calling my car african american. Its BLACK!!! Its a BLACK CAR!!! Not a blue car. Not a red car. Not a green car! Sheesh!!! A little too late now, mister. |
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DAMN THE CRAYOLAS!!!
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DAMN THE CRAYOLAS!!! I think you're supposed to say "Full speed ahead" before you say that. |
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Give us a peek at your misnomer there, big fella.
 
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Hell with people just showing...Call damit
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