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5'10...4'11...AWWWWWWWWWHHHhhhh how cute....I am surrounded by midgets and dwarves! Muahahahahahahaha.....
Now, sing me the Ooompa Loompa's "Lollypop Guild"...Chrissy can sing and Lex can sway and dance...hehehehehehe |
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When light beer  is all thats left to drink |
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Hi. I'm really tired of seeing one gender bashing the other in these forums. It's been done to death, and now I think it's time for something new and exciting. What I'm suggesting is that people start bashing each other based on height. So all of the beanpoles can badmouth all the runts, and vice versa. In many ways, or at least two, this is a natural progression. Bring it Lex. All 4ft 11 is ready for ya. It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog. *putting up her little dukes* 
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When light beer is all thats left to drink  You know what i mean
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5'10...4'11...AWWWWWWWWWHHHhhhh how cute....I am surrounded by midgets and dwarves! Muahahahahahahaha..... Now, sing me the Ooompa Loompa's "Lollypop Guild"...Chrissy can sing and Lex can sway and dance...hehehehehehe Krupa, I know you are taken but have had a secret crush anyway. Until the Ooompa Loompa comment. My hair is much cooler. 
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And these fire safety cigarettes. I mean how retarded can you get? I want fire to create smoke. Hello. Why don't they just sell them to the fire prone idiots who live in low income housing that smoke in bed that cause the fires. Or the wealthy retards in their lexus and amgs and bmws that throw their lit butts out the windows of their cars in dry california, arizona, and new mexico forests? Noooooooo that would be too easy. Because of the few careless and stoopid- the rest of us are forced to suffer trying to smoke cigs that won't smoke.
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I f***ing hate old people who think they now more then me JUST because they are older.
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!"
Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! |
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I f***ing hate old people who think they now more then me JUST because they are older. DING DING DING We have a winner!!!!!! That comment will get the old folks typing furiously young Paduwon! |
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me.
And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. |
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. |
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!" Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! You're right of course. I'd pay to see Lex do interpretive dance. 
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g30nwCpyaA |
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Trust me Irish....when I was young....I knew f**king EVERYTHING!
The older I get... and the more I learn...I realize that I don't know sh*t. |
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. Through age comes wisdom Grasshopper. 
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This is me groveling at chrissy's feet...."BABY! I meant a totally HAWT, smart and Fun Oompa Loompa!!!!" Besides...Lex is the one getting screwed into the interpretive dance!!!!!! You're right of course. I'd pay to see Lex do interpretive dance. I can do "Stegosaurus caught in gas station bathroom." But that's only because I saw the clip on America's Funniest Home Videos. |
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And these fire safety cigarettes. I mean how retarded can you get? I want fire to create smoke. Hello. Why don't they just sell them to the fire prone idiots who live in low income housing that smoke in bed that cause the fires. Or the wealthy retards in their lexus and amgs and bmws that throw their lit butts out the windows of their cars in dry california, arizona, and new mexico forests? Noooooooo that would be too easy. Because of the few careless and stoopid- the rest of us are forced to suffer trying to smoke cigs that won't smoke. YEAHHHHH!!!! now you got me with one. I can't keep the damn things lit and they taste like notebook paper |
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And these fire safety cigarettes. I mean how retarded can you get? I want fire to create smoke. Hello. Why don't they just sell them to the fire prone idiots who live in low income housing that smoke in bed that cause the fires. Or the wealthy retards in their lexus and amgs and bmws that throw their lit butts out the windows of their cars in dry california, arizona, and new mexico forests? Noooooooo that would be too easy. Because of the few careless and stoopid- the rest of us are forced to suffer trying to smoke cigs that won't smoke. Presicely the reason I roll my own homeboy. Well, that and less than $8 a carton. |
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Speaking of cigarettes -- why can't I find those candy cigarettes anymore? I loved those things when I was a kid. They just seemed to disappear one day, along with the candy heroin needles and the candy crack pipes.
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thats ok, i've just really needed to say it were other people can hear it and not throw things at me. And I'm not saying all old folk, just the ones that think they no more for the simple fact that they are older. Through age comes wisdom Grasshopper. about life yes, but age can't teach a person everything, yes the older you are the more you know about life and what not, but in my situation age means your behind and know less, i am in school for technology, which means if your out of school for 10 yrs half of what you know is outdates. |
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