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how dare you said she
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it was the mans wife she came and cought him kissin another woman and
smacked him across the back of his head |
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with her lawyer/lover standing beside her
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master
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anyone notice where the crab went???? lol
wildlife left unattended in the threads could be a problem....
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just make sure you keep your eyes on the tread so it dont jump out and
climb down your pants |
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So the crab walked back into the story. It wasn't hard for him. He was
used to walking backwards.
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He was a disabled crab as normal crabs walk sideways
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Yeah, and all the other crabs made fun of him.
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and he crawls right up the mans wifes pants
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and as he was a musical crab, he whistled the nutcracker sweet
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@ roy and alex
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magic claws..............
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So the tide came in on the beach.
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and this naked guy is runnin around with one nut longer than the other
with his wife screaming get this crab out of my panties |
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And the crab ask the lady if she came there often.
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and the lady laughed cause she never heard a crab talk before
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So the crab says that he is a magical genie in disguise and would grant
the lady three wishes if she wouldn't kill him. |
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wonder what the man said before the crab got him by the nuts! lol
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