I was just wondering if anyone had any ideas or comments on why there is
no dialogue between Eve and Adam in Genesis.

I was. That is why I started working on the Unwritten Book of Eve. I
thought it might be interesting.

you started on the unwritten book of eve lol? explain

The Unwritten Book Of Eve "Nakedness"by RainbowSlider

They were not ashamed to be naked.
Who told thee thou wast naked?
The apple told us we were naked.
Its OK for the apple to be naked?
The apple is covered by skin.
Aren't we, too covered by skin?
An apple has a different skin.
Isn't all skin still just skin?
You are missing the whole point.
How am I missing the whole point?
Why I put the tree there is the point.
Yeah, I have been wondering that point.
Why did you put that tree there?
Why we weren't to eat from tree there?
Why an apple there we not eat there?
Angel go run these two out of the garden.
I don't want to see these two in my garden.
You two are not allowed any more in my garden.
If you want a garden go make your own garden.

The Unwritten Book Of Eve "IT"by RainbowSlider

*In tribute to Stephen King's book, "IT"*

Once upon a time there was this big mud ball.
And on the big mud ball was a little mud ball.
The little mud ball became known as Adam.
Adam named things and said, "Hi, I'm, Adam".
Adam talked to things and called them names.
Adam would hear this voice and play games.
This voice told Adam that it was his friend.
It kept Adam from being lonely to the end.
The voice said Adam was from the mud ball.
It told Adam to name things big and small.
Adam decided he was alone on the mud ball.
He really didn't like that feeling at all.
One day he woke up and found something new.
He never seen "IT" before and named "IT", too.
He pointed right at "IT" and said, "You're Eve".
"IT" said, "Yeah, whose says, I am Eve".
"IT" terrified Adam because "IT" talked back.
Adam asked the voice to please take "IT" back.
The voice said no; You are stuck with "IT".
Adam asked, "But what do I do with "IT".
The voice said "IT" is a present deal with "IT".

Well...I suppose it's because there was no one around to record their
words...and since they didn't have a typewriter...

i don't think you're just allowed to create those kind of "books"

The Unwritten Book Of Eve-What's Lucifer?by RainbowSlider

Mother, Eve, why was you ran out of the garden?
Daughter, Lucie, because we got no pardon.
It is better to live in heaven for the hell of it
than to live in hell and hope for heaven and profit.
I feel like I don't have purpose any more.
It seems like all my friends just ignore.
Somebody's money won't buy you love.
A holier than thou attitude won't fit like a glove.
But it seems like I am ugly and stupid.
No matter how hard I try I can't find cupid.
Don't be a bug like I was in the perfect garden.
Don't let your heart grow bitter and harden.
Be a marigold and stand tall with the roses.
The marigold keeps the bugs out and poses.
The marigold's inner beauty shines with golden sun.
The marigold is still beautiful in the long run.

lol maybe so , but that would bring up .... the fact that the bible is
written period, and there is dialect between even and the snake, even
and god, and man and god

The Unwritten Book Of Eve-Escape From Edenby RainbowSlider

Wake up, Adam.
Huh?
We are being evicted.
Evicted for what?
That apple, don't you remember?
Oh, you mean that stash we wasn't supposed to get into.
Yeah, remember we weren't supposed to get into that.
Yeah, what was in that apple any ways? Everything still seems so cloudy.
Adam, wake up, damn it.
I am not kidding there is a angel with a flaming sword and he says we
have to leave.
But I like it here.
Where in hell are we supposed to go.
I don't know, Adam.
I am scared, too.
We have always lived here.
What am I supposed to wear to an eviction?
Oh, yeah.
We have to wear a covering.
You know that really sucks.
Adam, do these fig leaves make me look fat?
Why are you asking me?
How in the hell am I supposed to know?
Get your ass up, Adam.
We got to get the hell out of here.
Jeez, it is my day off.
I know, honey.
We will make it somehow.
Hurry he is getting closer.
OK, jeez, I am up.
Are you freaking happy, now?
Well it ain't all my damn fault.
You ate the apple, too.
That is it I ain't eating another damn apple as long as I live.

The Unwritten Book Of Eve-I Was God's *****by RainbowSlider

Hey, Eve?
Are you talking to me?
What are you blond or something?
God did not say anything about any snake.
Well, I really am not a snake.
But you look like a snake.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
So, how did you get here?
Its a long story, Eve.
I really do not want to bore you.
But the story sounds so tempting.
Well, I have some time.
Here have an apple.
God said we should not eat from this tree.
God says a lot of things.
Remember him saying this:
Let us make man in our image.
Oh, you talk to God, too?
Not much any more.
Well, why not?
Adam and him used to talk in the garden.
I know, that is where I heard him talking.
So did you and God have a falling out?
You can say that.
I was God's *****.
Huh?
When God wants something done he calls me.
Otherwise he keeps to himself.
Oh, Adam is like that.
Adam is blond, too.
That figures.
This apple is good.
Would I lie to you, Eve?

gives rainbow his "special" pill and pats his head " there there"
lol

That is all I have for now. Didn't get too good of a response with, "I
Was God's *****".

i dont know why.. i think you should publish it ...

lol .. but besides that fact its a little scary you randomly have made
this up lol

Yeah, needs a lot of work, yet. It might stay
unwritten.

lol ... what possessed you to write that lol

It just came to me. I was disappointed that Eve didn't have any lines.
From the women I have been around they have always had plenty to say. I
mean if you read the book and take her as the first mother it seems
distorted that she didn't get any lines. I can't help but seeing a bias
like a double-standard. Like the clothes you buy where it says one size
fits all. So you buy it and guess what it can be too small or too big
like in the story of Goldilocks and Three Bears. Only the porridge is
either too hot or too cold; The beds are too big or too small but
amazingly enough Goldilocks winds up in the bed that is too
small.

u r specialllllllllllllllllllll hahahah

Thanks. One of the female aides thought it would be cute for me to sing
the song, "I am so pretty" at work. She put it up and signed my name to
it. I laughed but put a line through it. The day shift female aides want
me to sing it. Nothing doing.