1. How many colors are there in the rainbow?
6
7
What's a rainbow?
This question is retarded.


2. Why are you taking this test?
Boredom
It sounds like fun
I'm in love with a stripper
What was the question?


3. I am a virgin.
True
False
Half true
I haven't been since I was 11.


4. Am I done yet?
Yes
No
Only if you wanna be.


5. Llama llama DUCK!
You scare me.
HELL YEAH!
I don't get it.
I'm in love with a stripper.

The Sanity Test

1. Have you ever been called insane ?
Yes
No
Yes but in a joke way
No time to answer! The monkeys are attacking!


2. Have you ever started speaking in tounges to get attention?
Yes
No
Buhehuehusisasudasi
Once at a party . . .


3. Would you ever hide in a tree just to jump down and scare someone you
didn't know?
Yes
No
Its like you know what I do on saturday!
Sounds like fun, thanks.


4. Do you believe in a God ?
Yes
No


5. Is everyone else against you?
Yes
No
Only certain people.
You have a gun ready to shoot the next person you see.

Ok, just one more.

The Food or Sex Test 1. Which do you prefer?
a hot date
hot sex
hot chocolate
beer


2. Two circles makes you think of...
2 pizzas
boobies
a sweet ass
fresh pie


3. Smells like..
teen spirit
the inside of a baby diaper
barbeque
sexy


4. I wish I had...
a little bar of soap
internet porn
a yummy cheeseburger/veggie burger
not started taking this test


5. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck?
It's probably beside my mashed potatoes.
It's probably a duck.
I thought this test measured sex too.
It tastes like a duck.


6. In general, you are aroused by..
meat
man meat
woman meat
meet and greets


No, but seriously...
7. Your favorite color is:
Blue
Red
Black
Yellow


8. Cans?
Juggs
Recycling?
of refried beans? Hooray!
beer


9. What do you like in your taco?
cheese and meat
penises
refried beans/meat/everything!
I don't have a taco, but I'll put something in yours!


10. At the grocery store, you spend more time...
Yes
looking for quality num-nums.
looking at melons.
inspecting the meat.


11. On an average day, I eat
my girlfriend
fast food
Steven.
candy bars


12. Violence should happen...
when I can't find my take out
when my girl/boyfriend asks
in my wet dreams
at the ice cream truck


13. Your idea of after dinner dessert is..
icecream and warm cookies
an entire pan of brownies
naked with a paddle
hot fudge on a naked body


14. I want to...
**** you like an animal
eat out ...at a restaurant
eat out ...at home. wink. wink.
have breakfast in bed


15. "Where did you put my..."
"leftovers?"
"sandwiches?"
"leftovers?"
"sand witches?"


Try not to lie on this next one. I know your lying is pathological, but
this is important.
16. My favorite of these is:
salt
sugar
bondage
thanksgiving


17. Love is a battle field.
Yes
No


18. I don't know but I've been told.
Yes
No

after taking these tests I have found I am beyond help