Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know....
Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

So, just exactly what is a *****?

B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *****.......

SMILE.........

And say Thank You!

but i already do lol

hope yer starting to feel better

Boys
Illustrating
Testosterone by
Callus
Hatred

I am physically thank you

My reply is usally, Yup, natural born!

good one

i AM A *****

im queen *****!!!!! hehe

yea i heard that before. not the joke but the acronym. the wife one
killed me.

My usual reply to that is as you say a smile. But after having worked
in a profession where I heard that often,the smile was often tempered
with the words "That's Miss ***** to you."

I remember learing that it ment:

B-Beautiful
I-Individual
T-That
C-Causes
H-Hardons.

:D

I'm ok with *****! lol
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Charming
Horny!!!! LOL