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FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 02/26/09 10:25 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea...

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32401	Thu 02/26/09 10:26 AM
I'd buy one!

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Thu 02/26/09 10:29 AM
i feel a late night infomercial coming on!!! hey stoners! tired of having to get up from the table to make a toaster streudel? WELL for 864 eeeeaaaasy payments of 40 dollars this new toaster table could be all yours!! its like a habachi grill for hobos! AND if you call within the next 15 minutes we will throw in a free copy of the anarchists cookbook!

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 02/26/09 10:30 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 02/26/09 10:30 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... it worked in blazing saddles

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 02/26/09 10:30 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that. It's a lamp.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Thu 02/26/09 10:30 AM
If this spoakster could hold my coffee while it browns my bagel.. and could roll from the kitchen to the tv room with my brunch in tact .....sounds like a winning idea

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 02/26/09 10:31 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that. It's a lamp. You say tomato....and I have a dirty mind.

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Thu 02/26/09 10:31 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that. Look again, it's a lamp, lol. I had to click on the profile pic to see the pic, once I read the caption, I seen the lamp.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 02/26/09 10:32 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that. It's a lamp. You say tomato....and I have a dirty mind. Dirty mind indeed...one day someone will see me for the lamp I am.

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Thu 02/26/09 10:33 AM
now if it would only play a 'this mortal coil' album while it makes the toaster streudel...

TristanBru Joined Thu 12/27/07 Posts: 494	Thu 02/26/09 10:34 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... God I wish I had an A$$ like that. It's a lamp. You say tomato....and I have a dirty mind. It got me to the first time I saw it.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 02/26/09 10:35 AM
So I was thinking what if I took a toaster, and a bike rim...pulled the spokes out of the bike rim and attached them to the toaster effectively creating a toaster-table, if I could then in turn patent the idea and make loads of money off of some other stupid idea... I think your gonna be a millionare

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 02/26/09 10:35 AM
God I wish I had a lamp like that.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 02/26/09 10:38 AM
God I wish I had a lamp like that. It is a nice lamp too.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 02/26/09 10:39 AM
God I wish I had a lamp like that. LOLOL........Dont worry girl, i thought it was a a$$ too.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 02/26/09 10:41 AM
What is wrong with you people! Looking at my lamp like it is some kind of sexual object...sickening, just sickening.