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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 24
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:31 AM
b*TCHY PEOPLE MAKE ME ANGRY!!! I just want to slap them upside the head!!! and then duck their hair in a dirty gas station toilet!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:34 AM
But the sun is shining.......blinding actually off the snow on the ground and Im just gonna OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM until all the bad thoughts go away!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 11:34 AM
And then maybe pammy andersons boobies.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:35 AM
And then maybe pammy andersons boobies. Wut everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:38 AM
Oh ya......dont forget to ask pammy if she knows me!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 11:42 AM
I just added fresh portabello shrooms and pickled artichokes to my beef n noodles. Mmmmmmmmm.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:43 AM
Im eating bbq peanuts and drinking tea........IM NOT NORMAL!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:50 AM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd what am I going to wear tonight????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:56 AM
Dear diary.......why does my cats face smell like someones ass?????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 11:57 AM
I think he needs some kitty perfume or something.....

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 02/27/09 12:00 PM
i just had a burrito, rice and bean's ! ppppffffttttttt ah.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 12:01 PM
Mmmmmmm. Lunch was delish. Looks both directions and sneaks a thin mint girl scout cookie.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 12:02 PM
I would rather smell chevys fart than smell this cat who WONT STOP SITTING ON MY LAP!!! Im going to rename him assface!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 12:02 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd what am I going to wear tonight???? ...wear a cocktail dress to work. Throw em off.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 12:03 PM
Dear diary.......why does my cats face smell like someones ass????? ...he only cuddles up to your face. Gotta be gypsy ass.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 12:04 PM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd what am I going to wear tonight???? ...wear a cocktail dress to work. Throw em off. I dont work tonight!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 02/27/09 12:04 PM
Dear diary.......why does my cats face smell like someones ass????? ...he only cuddles up to your face. Gotta be gypsy ass. Its not my ass!!! My ass smells like...... LILACS!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Fri 02/27/09 12:08 PM
hhhmmm. mine smell's like .... irish spring ?????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 02/27/09 12:08 PM
mmmmm frozen mini pizza ow I think I cut the roof of my mouth on it

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 02/27/09 12:09 PM
Does your cat come on just a bit too strong? Try catastrophic deodorant!!! It blows away the competition!!! Removes poo smell, pee smell, catfood breath, ass breath, hormonal spray, and littttttttter box scratching poopy paw smell. Try catastrophic. It really works.