Topic: What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?
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Wed 02/25/09 08:59 AM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Wed 02/25/09 08:59 AM


"quantity over quality"

my dad said that to me

right before my mom kicked him out for screwin around on her

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Wed 02/25/09 08:59 AM

"quantity over quality"

my dad said that to me

right before my mom kicked him out for screwin around on her




laugh laugh laugh laugh

jdcolvin's photo
Wed 02/25/09 09:02 AM
walk up to every female in a bar and ask if they would like to have sex with you.....33 percent slapped me ---33 percent walked away ---and the other 33 percent wore me out

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Wed 02/25/09 09:03 AM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Wed 02/25/09 09:03 AM
my dad also advised me

"if you must marry, marry a mean old ugly b*tch. That way no one sill steal her from you. And if someone does steal her from you, who cares?"

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Wed 02/25/09 09:09 AM
after 6 months at sea a sailor comes to port and goes to the nearest brothel and ask for the biggest meanest ugliest woman there who has a bad attitude...The madam says we have some very beautiful and friendly girls here and only one that fits that description and no one ever sees her..He said YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM NOT HORNEY IM JUST HOME SICK AND SHES PERFECT

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Wed 02/25/09 09:22 AM
your too pretty for him...that hurt my feelings because I think he is great and is very good to me...there isn't anything wrong with the way he looks. My sister the beeotch

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Wed 02/25/09 09:55 AM

walk up to every female in a bar and ask if they would like to have sex with you.....33 percent slapped me ---33 percent walked away ---and the other 33 percent wore me out





laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 02/25/09 09:55 AM

your too pretty for him...that hurt my feelings because I think he is great and is very good to me...there isn't anything wrong with the way he looks. My sister the beeotch


flowerforyou That is very sweet of youflowerforyou

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Wed 02/25/09 09:57 AM
don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT

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Wed 02/25/09 10:28 AM

don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT




frown Yes, indeed.flowerforyou I could have told you that darlin.flowerforyou I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for youflowerforyou

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Wed 02/25/09 10:33 AM
mabey means yes, a quick yes means mabey, but your not the only one, no means shes already got someone else and just using you for friends, and if it says baaaa it can never say nooooo...:wink:

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Wed 02/25/09 10:36 AM
:smile: "go gay" be seeing you

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Wed 02/25/09 10:36 AM


don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT




frown Yes, indeed.flowerforyou I could have told you that darlin.flowerforyou I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for youflowerforyou


thank you hun but i found someone after the last guy that hurt me. I even had to put a protection order against this guy and he's not following judges orders either. But at least he's left me alone.

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Wed 02/25/09 11:34 AM

mabey means yes, a quick yes means mabey, but your not the only one, no means shes already got someone else and just using you for friends, and if it says baaaa it can never say nooooo...:wink:


laugh good way to end up in jail for rapelaugh

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Wed 02/25/09 11:34 AM

:smile: "go gay" be seeing you


waving Be seeing youwaving

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Wed 02/25/09 11:35 AM



don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT




frown Yes, indeed.flowerforyou I could have told you that darlin.flowerforyou I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for youflowerforyou


thank you hun but i found someone after the last guy that hurt me. I even had to put a protection order against this guy and he's not following judges orders either. But at least he's left me alone.



bigsmile I am glad that he is leaving you alone nowflowerforyou

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Wed 02/25/09 11:43 AM
"nobody is good enough for you".... yeah ok I will just spend my life alone..thanks mom an dad!! frustrated

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Wed 02/25/09 11:53 AM

bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


Someone once told me, "Just whip it out! She's sure to at least be flattered!"slaphead

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Wed 02/25/09 11:54 AM

bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


"So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close.

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Wed 02/25/09 11:55 AM

"stop looking and he'll show up" - I've found that to be complete and total BS bigsmile YEARS of not looking has gotten me nada flowerforyou


I've received that one too, ad nauseum.