Topic: What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard? | |
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quiet_2008
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Wed 02/25/09 08:59 AM
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"quantity over quality" my dad said that to me right before my mom kicked him out for screwin around on her |
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"quantity over quality" my dad said that to me right before my mom kicked him out for screwin around on her |
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walk up to every female in a bar and ask if they would like to have sex with you.....33 percent slapped me ---33 percent walked away ---and the other 33 percent wore me out
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Wed 02/25/09 09:03 AM
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my dad also advised me
"if you must marry, marry a mean old ugly b*tch. That way no one sill steal her from you. And if someone does steal her from you, who cares?" |
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after 6 months at sea a sailor comes to port and goes to the nearest brothel and ask for the biggest meanest ugliest woman there who has a bad attitude...The madam says we have some very beautiful and friendly girls here and only one that fits that description and no one ever sees her..He said YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM NOT HORNEY IM JUST HOME SICK AND SHES PERFECT
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your too pretty for him...that hurt my feelings because I think he is great and is very good to me...there isn't anything wrong with the way he looks. My sister the beeotch
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walk up to every female in a bar and ask if they would like to have sex with you.....33 percent slapped me ---33 percent walked away ---and the other 33 percent wore me out |
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your too pretty for him...that hurt my feelings because I think he is great and is very good to me...there isn't anything wrong with the way he looks. My sister the beeotch That is very sweet of you |
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don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT
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don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT Yes, indeed. I could have told you that darlin. I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for you |
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mabey means yes, a quick yes means mabey, but your not the only one, no means shes already got someone else and just using you for friends, and if it says baaaa it can never say nooooo...
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"go gay" be seeing you
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don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT Yes, indeed. I could have told you that darlin. I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for you thank you hun but i found someone after the last guy that hurt me. I even had to put a protection order against this guy and he's not following judges orders either. But at least he's left me alone. |
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mabey means yes, a quick yes means mabey, but your not the only one, no means shes already got someone else and just using you for friends, and if it says baaaa it can never say nooooo... good way to end up in jail for rape |
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"go gay" be seeing you Be seeing you |
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don't ever trust an online friend to set you up with someone...YOU WILL GET HURT Yes, indeed. I could have told you that darlin. I am sorry to hear that you got hurt and I hope things get better for you thank you hun but i found someone after the last guy that hurt me. I even had to put a protection order against this guy and he's not following judges orders either. But at least he's left me alone. I am glad that he is leaving you alone now |
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"nobody is good enough for you".... yeah ok I will just spend my life alone..thanks mom an dad!!
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What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard? Someone once told me, "Just whip it out! She's sure to at least be flattered!" |
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What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard? "So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close. |
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"stop looking and he'll show up" - I've found that to be complete and total BS YEARS of not looking has gotten me nada I've received that one too, ad nauseum. |
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