Topic: What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?
FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:10 AM
"Mutual Matches are people you want to meet that also want to meet you."

Copy and pasted from "Mutual Match".smokin

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:37 AM

"Mutual Matches are people you want to meet that also want to meet you."

Copy and pasted from "Mutual Match".smokin




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BABCHI's photo
Thu 02/26/09 05:42 AM


bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


"So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close.



I have heard that to guys about the women too....UUUGGGHHHH!!!!1

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 02/26/09 10:51 AM



bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


"So what if he is rough around the edges, you can fix it once he is yours, at least you will have a man", not exact words but close.



I have heard that to guys about the women too....UUUGGGHHHH!!!!1



flowerforyou Yes, I have heard similar things said about women too.flowerforyou

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 03/21/09 08:42 PM

Dan99's photo
Sat 03/21/09 08:55 PM
The BEST bit of advice/knowledge i was ever given is this....although its very crude..

All women love c0*k

You might not realise how good this advice is. But its vitally important to be aware of this fact, and its so true too.




no photo
Sat 03/21/09 09:33 PM

bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


"Don't insist on too much... just go with the flow and do whatever she wants...".

If that wasn't the biggest load of malarkey I'd ever heard, I dunno what is. And to think I actually followed that rather unworthy piece of advice, too. laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 03/21/09 10:03 PM

galendgirl's photo
Sat 03/21/09 10:27 PM
I get no advice...
Maybe I could use some??? :wink:

Nyteflame's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:26 PM
Edited by Nyteflame on Sat 03/21/09 11:27 PM

"Just get out there, meet people and have fun!"

Yeah right.


The only problem, is they don't tell you where "out there" is.

Mine is "You live in a Marine town. Just pick one!"

Pick one? What, are you suggesting that they are like apples or something? Grab one that doesn't have any worm holes, and who cares what he's like on the inside? Pha!


Besides that, most of the ones I met still act like college guys, and there is a reason I didn't date in college. Ugh.

MelodyGirl's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:27 PM

"Go out with him, Dear...he's such a nice guy..."


Did my mother give you the same advice too? UGH! She was the worst at giving dating advice and this was her mantra. grumble laugh

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:29 PM
~~~~Grandmotherly advice to her grandson~~~~~

She told me that one day,
I would find a wonderful woman and start my

own family.


And always remember this thing,


she said. 'Be sure you marry

a woman with small hands.'

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.








'Makes your d*ck look bigger.'

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ?

Meg8771's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:52 PM
"Men don't like women that give h3ad" (oops )

MelodyGirl's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:55 PM

"Men don't like women that give h3ad" (oops )


OMG, that is not only bad advice but to say those words should be illegal! That is slander! shocked slaphead :laughing:

Meg8771's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:56 PM


"Men don't like women that give h3ad" (oops )


OMG, that is not only bad advice but to say those words should be illegal! That is slander! shocked slaphead :laughing:



I feel the same way! bigsmile

Atlantis75's photo
Sat 03/21/09 11:59 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Sat 03/21/09 11:59 PM

"Men don't like women that give h3ad" (oops )


That's on the line with the statement like "The Earth is flat, not round".

Meg8771's photo
Sun 03/22/09 12:05 AM
I figured that there had to be more to it since everybody else seemed to enjoy it drool drool drool

citygurl's photo
Sun 03/22/09 12:12 AM

bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


"Follow your heart"

The older I get, the less this works.. unfortunately

scoundrel's photo
Sun 03/22/09 12:47 AM

bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


Keep it in your pants.

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 03/22/09 11:53 AM


bigsmile What's the worst dating advice you've ever heard?bigsmile


Keep it in your pants.
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