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In Memory of Beachfarmer

Rock star, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast

As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored, he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems.

Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide.

In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rash less shaving razor we all use today.

Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning about the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!"

~Our Ainjel....She lived, loved and laughed and now lies here~

DeathsTreaty

A Poet, a person, a man of some kind,

lie he not he but burn eternally with his own fear

DeathsTreaty...

In memory of speed bug72

he lived he died
found in the splatter on my windshield

R.I.P

Here lies Marie55 -
Well now Marie 99.

She worked. And she worked.
She took care of people and it cost her.
She was a friend to many, but died alone.

She decided to raise chickens in her old age to
save on the cost of groceries. But the chickens ended
up dying of old age, as she heard you "shouldn't
play with your food." She had forgotten and named them
all and made the chickens her friends, hence, her
nickname "the chicken lady."

She was loved by "scammers" everywhere, Africa, Arabia,
Nigeria to name a few countries. A true "scammer magnet."

Rest in peace (and chicken feathers) Marie99.

Death is but a visiting acquaintance to me,
as a shadow visits the sundial of the imagination.
No epitaph of me exists, in heaven or on the earth,
except that of being limitlessly loving of loved ones,
and forgiving of people who presumed that their sins
would prevent me from helping them pass heaven's gate.

This song would be my last word to all of Mingle


Elton John --- I Feel Like a Bullet

Like a corn in a field I cut you down
I threw the last punch too hard
After years of going steady, well I thought that it was time
To throw in my hand for a new set of cards

And I can't take you dancing out on the weekend
I figured we'd painted too much of this town
And I tried not to look as I walked to my wagon
And I knew then I had lost what should have been found
I knew then I had lost what should have been found

And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford
I'm low as a paid assassin is
You know I'm cold as a hired sword
I'm so ashamed can't we patch it up
You know I can't think straight no more
You make me feel like a bullet honey in the gun of Robert Ford

Like a child when his toys have been stepped on
That's how it all seemed to me
I burst the bubble that both of us lived in
And I'm damned if I'll ever get rid of this guilt that I feel

And if looks could kill then I'd be a dead man
Your friends and mine don't call no more
Hell, I thought it was best but now I feel branded
Breaking up's sometimes like breaking the law
Breaking up's sometimes like breaking the law


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdmoRX3vBcI

Dan99

What a C**T!

ilhan11
Please don't come back...

R.I.P. Transientmind

To tell the truth, he did endeavor
so here the bastard lies forever







(Note:Unless it was obvious and funny.)

Shadylady....1954-?

The number of years are not important,
Its the dash that matters.

Hahahaha

Here lies sweet Phuque...
Please don't be...sad or blue...
She's been reincarnated...
Into Phuque, too!

" The shell is here but the nut is gone"

R.I.P.

Lex Fonteyne

"I don't know what to write here"

here lies brian he addapted to what there was to adapt to.

Nup....not doin' it....nah uh...

did this before... and well we all know what happened to that....

talk about 'virtual' self fulfilling prophecies...

Hair today...gone tomorrow
The sun beats down
on my bald crown.
The hat I wear
is for prevention
before I wore it for attention.