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Topic: yet another thing i suck at...
7z3r05's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:12 PM
theres not much of a difference if you do my shopping!

MsCarmen's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:16 PM

Okokokok here comes the moment of clarity. ashley will u have sex with me after we go grocery shopping?


You think she'll get the hint this time? laugh

7z3r05's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:19 PM
well its not much of a hint. i pretty much just effing said it.

krupa's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:21 PM
Thank God! See? That wasn't so bad! You will either hook up and get a little action or she is twitching and dry heaving in the corner...I can't speak for her butI am proud of you my man...you got no idea how many times that a line like that has worked on me!

7z3r05's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:24 PM
there i said it. i feel better. its pretty foward tho. im sur 9 times outa 10 i will be introduced to the wintery freshness of mace but hey heres to hopin! drinker good lookin out krupa!

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:25 PM
I spent an hour looking for Knox Gelatin in the grocery store...didn't find it, but I did stare at some melons in the fruit section...

krupa's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:41 PM
Edited by krupa on Mon 02/23/09 06:42 PM
Only slightly less than smooth man..but, no sweat..."A faint heart never won the fair maiden"..or "There ain't no shy guys in porn"..not sure which is more appropriate.

Besides...more than once I have had women say "Well, could we just have sex?"...I never could stop myself. So, Blunt can work.

The point is...If you take a chance and just come out and say what you feel or want...you may get it..you may not.

If you never take that chance...you will NEVER get what you want.

So, chin up! Lookem in the eye! Smile! And stuff a couple of rolled up socks in your pants!.....(THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!)

7z3r05's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:43 PM
(taking notes) ...front of...pants. got it!

ashley_renee's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:45 PM

Okokokok here comes the moment of clarity. ashley will u have sex with me after we go grocery shopping?


Oh hell yes. :wink: devil

krupa's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:47 PM
Edited by krupa on Mon 02/23/09 06:48 PM
Good man! See!!!!!!.

The Krupa is Wise! hahahahaha (Dude...she is FINE!)

ashley_renee's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:49 PM

Good man! See!!!!!!.

The Krupa is Wise! hahahahaha (Dude...she is FINE!)


blushing

7z3r05's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:50 PM
i never doubted you for a second!

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Mon 02/23/09 06:50 PM

I spent an hour looking for Knox Gelatin in the grocery store...didn't find it, but I did stare at some melons in the fruit section...


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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