Topic: yet another thing i suck at... | |
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theres not much of a difference if you do my shopping!
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Okokokok here comes the moment of clarity. ashley will u have sex with me after we go grocery shopping? You think she'll get the hint this time? |
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well its not much of a hint. i pretty much just effing said it.
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Thank God! See? That wasn't so bad! You will either hook up and get a little action or she is twitching and dry heaving in the corner...I can't speak for her butI am proud of you my man...you got no idea how many times that a line like that has worked on me!
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there i said it. i feel better. its pretty foward tho. im sur 9 times outa 10 i will be introduced to the wintery freshness of mace but hey heres to hopin! good lookin out krupa!
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I spent an hour looking for Knox Gelatin in the grocery store...didn't find it, but I did stare at some melons in the fruit section...
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 02/23/09 06:42 PM
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Only slightly less than smooth man..but, no sweat..."A faint heart never won the fair maiden"..or "There ain't no shy guys in porn"..not sure which is more appropriate.
Besides...more than once I have had women say "Well, could we just have sex?"...I never could stop myself. So, Blunt can work. The point is...If you take a chance and just come out and say what you feel or want...you may get it..you may not. If you never take that chance...you will NEVER get what you want. So, chin up! Lookem in the eye! Smile! And stuff a couple of rolled up socks in your pants!.....(THE FRONT OF YOUR PANTS!!!) |
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(taking notes) ...front of...pants. got it!
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Okokokok here comes the moment of clarity. ashley will u have sex with me after we go grocery shopping? Oh hell yes. |
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Edited by
krupa
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Mon 02/23/09 06:48 PM
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Good man! See!!!!!!.
The Krupa is Wise! hahahahaha (Dude...she is FINE!) |
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Good man! See!!!!!!. The Krupa is Wise! hahahahaha (Dude...she is FINE!) |
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i never doubted you for a second!
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I spent an hour looking for Knox Gelatin in the grocery store...didn't find it, but I did stare at some melons in the fruit section... |
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