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| Topic: yet another thing i suck at... | |
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Vegitarian? Oh Man! Sorry about that! Yeesh! God really gave you the finger!!
(Really funny with the Vagitarian thing...I gotta borrow that line!) |
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Vegitarian? Oh Man! Sorry about that! Yeesh! God really gave you the finger!! (Really funny with the Vagitarian thing...I gotta borrow that line!) 
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I thinking either you two need to just come right and say what you mean or give it up, cause your hints aren't being communicated too well.
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I thinking either you two need to just come right and say what you mean or give it up, cause your hints aren't being communicated too well.
Who me? 
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do your shopping trips have a happy ending? usually ... im a smart shopper. i get the sale items. |
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do your shopping trips have a happy ending? usually ... im a smart shopper. i get the sale items. ya think?
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do your shopping trips have a happy ending? usually ... im a smart shopper. i get the sale items. You don't get the sale items? 
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I don't mean to laugh, oh who am I kidding, I can't help but laugh. This is way too comical!
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do your shopping trips have a happy ending? usually ... im a smart shopper. i get the sale items. ya think?
Wait ... what? I am probably missing something here. 
Is this like the "vagitarian" comment? |
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Dude...I don't know where you live but, try to find a grocery store close to a college campus....It is a legitimate way to at least get within speaking distance of the honeys...and making contact is the first step...If nothing else...approach the hottest one you see and just ask if she knows where the cheesecakes are at....(Believe me..I have never met a woman who doesn't adore cheesecake)...
May not get you laid but, it may get your foot in the door. Take my word for it...I had a spectacular carreer as a former slut. |
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Another thing I suck at.... along with talking to girls I swear I thought you were only kidding!
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Dude...I don't know where you live but, try to find a grocery store close to a college campus....It is a legitimate way to at least get within speaking distance of the honeys...and making contact is the first step...If nothing else...approach the hottest one you see and just ask if she knows where the cheesecakes are at....(Believe me..I have never met a woman who doesn't adore cheesecake)... May not get you laid but, it may get your foot in the door. Take my word for it...I had a spectacular carreer as a former slut. Meet me and you'll meet one. 
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Another thing I suck at.... along with talking to girls I swear I thought you were only kidding!
It's probably partially my fault, too. |
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does inuendo get any easier? its a good thing i havent run into u at a bar or party.
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does inuendo get any easier? its a good thing i havent run into u at a bar or party.
My first response was going to be, "why is it a good thing?" But I think I'll just take a minute and figure this one out.
Okay, I've got nothing. |
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This is the best laugh I've had in a while!
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Edited by
krupa
on
Mon 02/23/09 06:07 PM
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Wait a minute! Dude! Is this what I think it is?
...hold on...I can't decypher if this whole thing is a come on or a blow off... But, being a guy and Ashley being fine....I am hoping that this whole thing is a really, really..REALLY vague way of making nice. Forget innuendo bro. Time only passes us by while they are trying to figure out what the hell we mean. |
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Okokokok here comes the moment of clarity. ashley will u have sex with me after we go grocery shopping?
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woah...i'll totally shop for you if i get the atm card!!! hahaha. |
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