yes along with making threads and talking to girls i also am a terrible shopper. i went grocery shopping today and i realized this as i aimlessly wandered around the place with my cart. i have to come up with some kind of plan in order to make this task easier. i feel like a complete idiot when i walk down an isle and grab an item then proceed to the next isle and then realize i forgot to get something a few isles back. i guess i get distracted. and i caused a 7 cart pileup cuz i failed to give the lady right of way. anyone else feel my pain?

Nope, sorry... no sympathy. LOL I'm an anal retentive shopper. I go with a list in order of where the items are.

i do the same thing almost everytime, it must be early onset alzheimer's

Do you have insurance?

I keep a pad on top of the fridge and all week long I write stuff down on it

then I forget the pad and wander aimlessly through the grocery store buying stuff I don't need

I do...not only am I sticker shocked every time I go because my x husband did most of the shopping but...I walk around aimlessly not sure what to buy!

i must love those shopping carts with the ****in' rackety wheels squeakin as i go from aisle to aisle ..i dont know how the greeter always knows its me and to give me that damn shoppin cart..but if you ever hear one going down the aisle..i'm probably attached to the other end of the shoppin cart from hell...

I just get enough to survive at home for 2-3 days, because any breakfast/lunch/dinner is on the road, while working.

not anymore. the premiums went through the roof.

lol...I'm a professional...no list...just go and grab...I used to cook for 9, so now that it's just me, it is a breeze

No s%%t

im sure one of these days im gonna walk into giant eagle and they will have to escort me out for getting into a fight with the produce guy

Shoppers are very scary people,,,,lol

I waited behind a couple about a month ago,,they had special government papers for their babies formulas and I stood there stuff on the check-out and it took all of them 45 minutes to just do 16 cans,,,but I waited and said it was cool,,lol I would tell others who stood behind me that THEY might try another line as I had been here for a half hour already,,,they said thanks and went on...
I just didn't want to unload all my stuff back down into my cart,,,lol

shoplift stuff

ive shopped perilously then trudged to the check out area to find all 27 emeffing cashiers filled to the brim with lines upon lines of people waiting with huge shopping carts filled to capacity with goods. It is at that point that i look at my little basket of 12 items and decide that i dont HAVE to eat today and just walk out.

lol...the ones that always stick and try to go sideways when you really need to go straight

Dude....

use my approach...

Next time you go shoping...

Dress nice...


Take your time....

Compare prices and smile at everyone.

Not only is shopping fun...it can get you LAID!

(I will clue you in....if you are shopping in sweats and looking like you don't care,....the above statement doesn't apply)

You crack me up!

That's funny....I like wandering around the grocery store just looking at everything and finding new things. I usually only get enough stuff that I need that day or the next. My problem is that I have no idea what i'll feel like eating two days from now so I dont really shop ahead alot...lol.

i wonder aimlessly scouting sales and prices. then i shop