Please do....I have to hear this one spartan!!!!!!!!!!

Ok give me a sec to type it up

ok check it!!once,for no reason what so ever..i stood up,got a
broom...and swept under my desk!!!!!!ive been called a rebel

hey yall i got of the nut house and looked back i was in a big white
house and oops goota run need to go buy some cigars i had to bribe this
old dude from arkansas to let me out he said
he would help me if i get a case of cuban cigars
funny too i saw a guy that looked just like presedent Bush he was coming
out of the shower i says hey dude what ya got that
patatoe there tied to your weeny he said cause iam a ****tater
who would have guessed

Place: Bosnia during the Kosovo war

We had some intel that the local police were smuggling wanted war
criminals in and out of the city for meetings so my squad was sent to
set up a check point to try and catch them. We caught a really high up
guy but had to let his driver go. He told his driver to go get a bunch
of Serbian hard liners to come and take us out. About an hour later, a
busload of bad dudes showed up. We had to hold them back until another
squad showed up to take this guy back to the base. Initially they just
came up un-armed in protest. We formed a riot line and pushed them back
a few times before they walked back to their bus.

The same time we pushed them back for the third time, the military
police showed up take the guy we captured back. They also brought some
coffee for us (it was 2 am). I got a cup of coffee and was telling my
guys to go ahead and stand down since they seemed to be heading back to
the bus to leave. Well when one of my guys was putting his pepper spray
away, he accidentally hit the button and that crap sprayed right my damn
face.

Within seconds of the pepper spray hitting me in the face, the Serbs
starting shooting at us from behind their bus. We all took cover behind
a Hummwv and I gave my guys sectors of fire as I fought off the effects
of the pepper spray. I needed something to wash that pepper spray out of
my throat and realized I left my coffee in the middle of the street when
the shooting started.

I looked at my guys and said “Cover me”. My buddy looked at me and goes
“WTF?? Where are you going?”…I said, “To get my coffee”. So I took off
into the open, grabbed my coffee and got back before they started
shooting again. I was either really fast or they were totally confused
as to what the hell I was doing, hahaa.

My guys later told my platoon sergeant, “I was pretty scared when the
shooting first started but after seeing Sergeant Phillips risk his life
for a cup of coffee I relaxed a bit. Seeing something like that got us
over the shock that we were being shot at. We also realized the Serbs
must be really bad shots.”

Looking back it was pretty dumb but there you have it. I literally
risked my life for a cup of nasty coffee.

OMG!!!!!!!!! What a story....YEP you are CRAZY for sure...BUT I bet that
was the best tasting coffee ever compared to the pepper spray!!!!!!!!!!!

native pretty whaacked..........


~~~whispers she heres voices ~~~~ and thinks im ten different
people~~

Hi syball...How are ya??????

syball ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that sounds gross



sybil ya mean???

UMMMMMM Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!SYBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OOOPPPPSSSSSSSSSS My bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - DarkSpartan

Glad you were okay and thanks for sharing the story.

sherrie here is your toon

Crazy Questions!!!!!!!!!


What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the
center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they
wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming
on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when
if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them
up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction
section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is
square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they
yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in
heaven?

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your
tummy?

Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

Can you cry underwater?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have
to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American
elephant?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors
work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when
the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash
the cradle to the ground?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way
we normally are?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever
bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear
hairnets?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May
Cause Drowsiness?

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they
think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines
all day?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction
with hell, is hell slow or fast?

If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving
size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal
family?

Why are red buttons always the most important?

How is chess considered a sport?

Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its
called spit?

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would
it get sent to?

If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching
before, would they be "degraded"?

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

Would you die if you didn't pee?

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though
there are no known audio recordings of the man?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the
moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.