The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

~Rita Mae Brown~


For Crash!!!!!!!!

I bet wildspirit is in there too. and they probably walk the halls at
night, keeping the other patients awake, him telling her how beautiful
she is and how much he loves her and her free spirit and sassy attitude.
She steals packets of sugar from the cafeteria to share with him. But
sometimes she disappears and he can't find her....I don't know where
that woman goes. I have heard some rumors that she likes to sneak in
the arts and crafts room and take the paint to paint people. I don't
know where she gets the weed but she likes to smoke with them for peace.
I guess it is weed or maybe it is just dry grass that she picks outside.
They all love her anyway.

lmfao now that !!!!!!!! was funny

Oh and Kimmie likes to sit in the corner and eat flower petals too...We
shared one day!!!!!!!!!


I think that's why she calls herself tulip!!!!!

"Interesting" ways to say someone's stupid:

- A few beers short of a 6-pack.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

President Bush just started Saturday night Live off with a Press
Conference about what a strong believer he is in ethics. He had
Gonzales with him and said that Gonzales is loyal and works hard. and
some people say he don't like change but if the time comes when Gonzales
cannot be loyal and work hard he will be dismissed like Powell,
Ashcroft, and Rumsfeld. Is Bush finally gaining a concious and learning
integrity and how to speak coherent sentences? Oh NO, that wasn't
really Bush....That was SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

I thought Bush had a brain transplant there for a minute!!!!!

WAKE UP MORENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess you are watching Saturday night live too?
I love the political skits they do on there. But this was very
realistic except bush cannot speak as coherently. yada, yada,
yada

No...I'm not watching it BUT I bet it was funny...I am always making fun
of Bush's incoherence!!!!!!!

look no futher


im here




party on...

Well Lex bring them on! The more the better, you have introduced me to a
whole different world of music and I LIKE it!

And I am glad that youl ike the glasses! I was sorta hoping that you
would. As I know how you like women in glasses

Well this crazy has to hit the Hay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Night Night ALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im up, Im up now dammmm got to get some coffee!!!

Coffe !!!!!!!!!!!! no beer !!!!!!!

okay okey we have some beer!!

Whisp -- tomorrow you're getting Laibach. That'll give you something to
think about, especially since a lot of it is in German!

wow am I wasted...

Well thanks for the warning hun. I will make sure I learn german before
I you send it tomorrow!