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Well, I guess it’s finally Time to clean out the ol’ Mental hard drive It’s been overrun With Trojan horses and Viruses guaranteed To infect my thinking My warning light Is blinking And my system Is in danger Of crashing . . . I’ve got a History overrun With places I no longer Visit or relive There’s not enough Interest there To give me Reason to click On them anymore No sense in allocating Precious space It’s such a waste And leaves me Nothing more Than a lot of bad memory… There are bytes Of me stored far Away in temp files I forgot I had It’s pretty sad… It’s time to Defrag and Pull myself together Then perhaps I’ll Run a little better A little faster A little cleaner If I keep my drive Leaner and stop Bogging it down With a lot of Bad software Installed by Useless Technicians Yes! I’m gonna upgrade This model Scan my drives Get rid of the old Files and Throw up a firewall Strong enough To protect me From the hackers Who’ve done nothing Steal my passwords Worming their way Into my CPU Corrupting my Operating system As they inflict An array of Adware Such a Colorful display of Pixels Glaring into my High resolution eyes Charming me Into purchasing Their non compatible Software that Fails to live up to My expectations Causing me Further hesitation About downloading Anything Ever Again …. Im going to enrcrypt My own code this time This programming Will be mine No hacks allowed With their fancy Flash drives and Useless peripheral Paraphenalia Which may look Real pretty but Only slows Me down… Nope From here on out My boot disk and Passwords given out And my hot keys Utilized by only A seriously Dedicated Technician Who knows How to properly Service and maintain This sensitive Mainframe and who knows how to refrain from trying to reformat and manipulate my system to suit his needs.... feb 2009  Good morning and thank you cutie pie! 
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Edited by
MsWizard
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Wed 02/18/09 07:18 AM
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 MsWiz, you are going to upset so many people................ Where will the cyber prowler get his or her kicks if they can no longer spy on you? Those sneaky predators will always find a "heart drive" to corrupt! There's always someone out there ready to download that cheesy adware....unfortunately! Good mornin' BonnyGirl!
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Edited by
MsWizard
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Wed 02/18/09 07:42 AM
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 A beautiful woman such as you will always find her prince Don't build too big of firewall i hate to see you miss the love of your life Nice write ((((A)))) Bill, Im not stupid honey, just cautious~I'll never that THAT big of a firewall! ~
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You blow my mind every time..... it's as if you hack my database  One of my favorites thus far. I'm going to read it a couple more times before I trip out in heavy thought for the next six hours about it, because I loved it that much You're kung fu is strong Thank you Raw...your opinion means a great deal to me~
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A beautiful woman such as you will always find her prince Don't build too big of firewall i hate to see you miss the love of your life Nice write ((((A)))) Bill, Im not stupid honey, just cautious but thank you~ this we know
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Darling, wonderful as always. You always write how I feel. I needed to see it, hear it, and do some defragging myself. Besides, my laptop has had been slowing down. Going off now to add more memory- to use in the future. Can't have anything slowing us down now, can we?
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Thank-you, thank-you, thank-YOU!!!! I have always wondered what the heck R2D2 was saying. Thanks to you, now I know..........
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Darling, wonderful as always. You always write how I feel. I needed to see it, hear it, and do some defragging myself. Besides, my laptop has had been slowing down. Going off now to add more memory- to use in the future. Can't have anything slowing us down now, can we? No we can't have anything slowing us down~get rid of those bad programs and we'll be off and running to find a new and improved technician!
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Thank-you, thank-you, thank-YOU!!!! I have always wondered what the heck R2D2 was saying. Thanks to you, now I know.......... Why you should have asked earlier! I've got the magic Decoder Ring!
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You beat me up in a name over-my-head old school batman kind of way Ms Wiz.
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I could use some defragging myself Alicia. I wonder if we can find a doctor who can help?
I do like how you can take a human emotion and work it into a piece we can all understand. |
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You beat me up in a name over-my-head old school batman kind of way Ms Wiz. pssst? d4? my real name is Wonder Wizard .... <<---------zipping off at the speed of light in her turbo powered spikes .............. |
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I could use some defragging myself Alicia. I wonder if we can find a doctor who can help? I do like how you can take a human emotion and work it into a piece we can all understand. Honey we're not broken. We just have had unqualified technicians... |
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Hummmmm boy can you make one think was not sure which has more Trojans within me or my computer. It seems even though we have both defragged at times the memories are still deep within and seem to surface from time to time. Firewalls do not always keep them from getting past at times they catch you off guard as they find another port to slip through and once again grabs your hard drive and filters within your system leaving you once again with only memories behind.
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That's great, MsWizard.
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Hummmmm boy can you make one think was not sure which has more Trojans within me or my computer. It seems even though we have both defragged at times the memories are still deep within and seem to surface from time to time. Firewalls do not always keep them from getting past at times they catch you off guard as they find another port to slip through and once again grabs your hard drive and filters within your system leaving you once again with only memories behind. Those trojans are sneaky little bastards arent they Tx!!??? Thank you Winx!
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I am zipped and encrypted all this year, not letting some android fill me up with tears.
Thanks for the encouraging, system cleaning reminder my dear sweet princess, may you sleep well knowing you've cleaned out the cells.   
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I am zipped and encrypted all this year, not letting some android fill me up with tears. Thanks for the encouraging, system cleaning reminder my dear sweet princess, may you sleep well knowing you've cleaned out the cells. Ah, a good defragging is what we all need to put ourselves through periodically I think my lovely girl~Do not let any bad technicians fool with your circuits. You are a high end system with a sensitive circuits and diodes and you deserve only the best quality care and maintenance~Mucho love to you sweetpea~
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I have read this and used my mouse many times trying to rewrite
my memory space. Deleting and keying away all night. Just to find out my hard drive has now frozen still. And my recovery time is longer than I have.  Nice and cute Ms Wiz,,,wink,,THANKS,,,
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I have read this and used my mouse many times trying to rewrite my memory space. Deleting and keying away all night. Just to find out my hard drive has now frozen still. And my recovery time is longer than I have. Nice and cute Ms Wiz,,,wink,,THANKS,,, AWwww thanks T!
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