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Topic: defrag
MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:19 PM
Well, I guess it’s finally Time to clean out the ol’ Mental hard drive It’s been overrun With Trojan horses and Viruses guaranteed To infect my thinking My warning light Is blinking And my system Is in danger Of crashing . . . I’ve got a History overrun With places I no longer Visit or relive There’s not enough Interest there To give me Reason to click On them anymore No sense in allocating Precious space It’s such a waste And leaves me Nothing more Than a lot of bad memory… There are bytes Of me stored far Away in temp files I forgot I had It’s pretty sad… It’s time to Defrag and Pull myself together Then perhaps I’ll Run a little better A little faster A little cleaner If I keep my drive Leaner and stop Bogging it down With a lot of Bad software Installed by Useless Technicians Yes! I’m gonna upgrade This model Scan my drives Get rid of the old Files and Throw up a firewall Strong enough To protect me From the hackers Who’ve done nothing Steal my passwords Worming their way Into my CPU Corrupting my Operating system As they inflict An array of Adware Such a Colorful display of Pixels Glaring into my High resolution eyes Charming me Into purchasing Their non compatible Software that Fails to live up to My expectations Causing me Further hesitation About downloading Anything Ever Again …. Im going to enrcrypt My own code this time This programming Will be mine No hacks allowed With their fancy Flash drives and Useless peripheral Paraphenalia Which may look Real pretty but Only slows Me down… Nope From here on out My boot disk and Passwords given out And my hot keys Utilized by only A seriously Dedicated Technician Who knows How to properly Service and maintain This sensitive Mainframe and who knows how to refrain from trying to reformat and manipulate my system to suit his needs.... feb 2009

polaritybear Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4669	Tue 02/17/09 06:24 PM
Beautiful.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/17/09 06:27 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here....

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:29 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell....

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:30 PM
Beautiful. Thank you~

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/17/09 06:36 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell.... I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong

Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Tue 02/17/09 06:36 PM
You can get software from me anytime.... and I'l keep it serviced and up to date!

Muchacho Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 1064	Tue 02/17/09 06:38 PM
WOW I LOVE IT

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:39 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell.... I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong Two words ~ Evelyn Wood.

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:39 PM
You can get software from me anytime.... and I'l keep it serviced and up to date! Oooh, can I get that in writing???

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:40 PM
WOW I LOVE IT Hello~thank you.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/17/09 06:40 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell.... I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong Two words ~ Evelyn Wood. well that's two words wasted on me

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 06:42 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell.... I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong Two words ~ Evelyn Wood. well that's two words wasted on me Sigh....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 02/17/09 06:44 PM
knock, knock....computer tech here.... Uh, I wasn't talkin bout no geek squad..... <<------------running like hell.... I would have been here sooner but that poem was sooooO looooong Two words ~ Evelyn Wood. well that's two words wasted on me Sigh.... pfffffttttt

Sojourning_Soul Joined Fri 02/13/09 Posts: 10767	Tue 02/17/09 06:48 PM
You can get software from me anytime.... and I'l keep it serviced and up to date! Oooh, can I get that in writing??? Careful what you wish for, you know I'm a man of honor who doesn't make promises he can't keep

MsWizard Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5488	Tue 02/17/09 07:01 PM
You can get software from me anytime.... and I'l keep it serviced and up to date! Oooh, can I get that in writing??? Careful what you wish for, you know I'm a man of honor who doesn't make promises he can't keep A rarity ~

flame1cutie Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 7307	Tue 02/17/09 10:55 PM
Well, I guess it’s finally Time to clean out the ol’ Mental hard drive It’s been overrun With Trojan horses and Viruses guaranteed To infect my thinking My warning light Is blinking And my system Is in danger Of crashing . . . I’ve got a History overrun With places I no longer Visit or relive There’s not enough Interest there To give me Reason to click On them anymore No sense in allocating Precious space It’s such a waste And leaves me Nothing more Than a lot of bad memory… There are bytes Of me stored far Away in temp files I forgot I had It’s pretty sad… It’s time to Defrag and Pull myself together Then perhaps I’ll Run a little better A little faster A little cleaner If I keep my drive Leaner and stop Bogging it down With a lot of Bad software Installed by Useless Technicians Yes! I’m gonna upgrade This model Scan my drives Get rid of the old Files and Throw up a firewall Strong enough To protect me From the hackers Who’ve done nothing Steal my passwords Worming their way Into my CPU Corrupting my Operating system As they inflict An array of Adware Such a Colorful display of Pixels Glaring into my High resolution eyes Charming me Into purchasing Their non compatible Software that Fails to live up to My expectations Causing me Further hesitation About downloading Anything Ever Again …. Im going to enrcrypt My own code this time This programming Will be mine No hacks allowed With their fancy Flash drives and Useless peripheral Paraphenalia Which may look Real pretty but Only slows Me down… Nope From here on out My boot disk and Passwords given out And my hot keys Utilized by only A seriously Dedicated Technician Who knows How to properly Service and maintain This sensitive Mainframe and who knows how to refrain from trying to reformat and manipulate my system to suit his needs.... feb 2009 Awesome

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Wed 02/18/09 04:05 AM
MsWiz, you are going to upset so many people................ Where will the cyber prowler get his or her kicks if they can no longer spy on you?

Unknow Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 1972	Wed 02/18/09 05:05 AM
A beautiful woman such as you will always find her prince Don't build too big of firewall i hate to see you miss the love of your life Nice write ((((A))))

RawB Joined Tue 01/13/09 Posts: 230	Wed 02/18/09 05:37 AM
You blow my mind every time..... it's as if you hack my database One of my favorites thus far. I'm going to read it a couple more times before I trip out in heavy thought for the next six hours about it, because I loved it that much You're kung fu is strong