awnser one of three questions...
1. whats one event thats happend on the worst date youve ever been on?
2.whats the worst pick up line ever?
3.Describe the weirdest person you've ever seen.

1. I had a one night stand and he didn't even take me out first...After
that, I never heard from him again when I thought I would.

2. "Can you walk past me again, so I can make sure it was love at first
sight and not lust? "

3. I've met quite a few weird people in my life.....I'll have to get
back to you on that one.

Worst pick up line ... and oh how I wish this weren't a true story



A guy told me his wife was on a spiritual quest for enlightenment and
that he hadn't had sex in 14 months. In the name of God would I just
have sex with him.

Woese pick up line:

Do you have Spanish in you? ...
Do you want some?

Q. Whats one event thats happened on the worst date you've ever been
on?
A. Went to the movies with my boy friend at the time and found out while
he was holding my hand he was also holding the hand of my friend that
was sitting beside him.

Q.Whats the worst pick up line ever?
A. Not too sure about that.

Q.Describe the weirdest person you've ever seen.
A.My ex boy friend Ogre. The name should say it all!

LMAO Whisper!!!!!

None really of any of the Q's I guess it is just my perspectives of
stuff...........

FINALLY agreed to meet a guy that I didn't really want to meet...too
young, he was...and met him at the local Hardee's restaurant. Figured,
broad daylight, 2 p.m., lots of people around, AND he was a sheriff's
deputy for a neighboring county so..no problem, right?

WRONG.

I had gone into the Hardee's to get a strawberry shake and came back to
his truck. We sat in the truck briefly, making small talk when, all of a
sudden, out of the clear blue, he whips it out and starts whacking away
at it...and no, I'm not talking about his weedeater, either.

So, I'm sitting there, rather bemused, cuz I'm thinking (albeit
everything was somewhat of a blur because it was going by in such a
"frenzy"), "Gee, that looks like a penis, only smaller."

Meantime, he looks in the RVM and says, "Hey, look behind us."

A Metro (Nashville city) cop had pulled someone over and had pulled in
right behind us, blue lights flashing and all.

So I'm thinking, "Hmm, do I say something or not?"

Well, lots of kids around and the whole escapade didn't last less than a
minute, I guess, so I decided not to remain silent.

When it was "safe" to proceed, I calmly took a drink of my strawberry
shake, opened the door, said, "See ya," and left.

I seem to have had an "effect" on him, he later explained.

Uh huh.

maybe he thought you would like his gun

sorry could not resist

did ya report him

maybe ya should

but hey what do i know