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HAHA
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Not this its gonna break my heart, but check me out.
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Farting
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When someone farts in public, what do YOU do in reply? If anything.
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if your a woman, hello, if your not, welcome to the sausage fest.
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HAHA gotcha. Theres nothin here. Made ya look. Post if i got ya.
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 5
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single
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haha well i could try what everone else does, and sit on this site forever, hoping for the best. Its actaully very successful. Lol dont knock it till you try it. Hope im not offending anyone.
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Who trys harder?
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well i personally say women do, and heres why. In the approach men do, but other than the oxygen it takes to push the trembling lines out of his mouth to ask for her number, her last haircut was 80 dollars, his was 13 bucks. She spent 2 hours to get ready, he spent 15. See the trend. I think women try much harder to get noticed, just my opinion.
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Who trys harder?
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So heres one of the universal questions. Who trys harder for a date? Men or Women? lets hear it.
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or there
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If in need of profile ideas, write somethin here.
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flow
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keep it going.
There once was a man named eddie.... |
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Rate the person above you!!
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8.9....nah ???
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woo pow
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....ya just wonderin what people thought
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ehh i got nothin, humbug.
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S F A
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Sure i like to be here but
Hell, i just dont think theres anybody out there but I wouldnt really know... Tell me otherwise. For sure, i really cant Understand what im trying to do here Could anyone tell me? Kinda weird isnt it. And who knows Should you reply... Somebody might find a new friend... find anything offensive? |
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if chuck norris were here he'd fix it...
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lol ya its lame but funny, thanks for the comment. MEWWY CRIMMUS to you!
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Amen!! you are cool. Not another jerk with no sense of humor!
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piss off
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Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ober de hood ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' real good. We hunged up our stockings And hoped like de heck That ol' Sanna Claus Be bringin' our chek! All o' de fambly Wuz layin' in de beds While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads. I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!" I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho! And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look at dat!" Ther' wuz a huge watta-melon Pulled by giant warf rats! Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night. Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came. He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name! On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa; Dey wuz a site to see! As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see! He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe. And I sez to myself, "****, he done dis befoe!" He had dis big bag Full of prezents I 'spect Wid Air Jordans and fake gold To wear 'roun my neck. But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my ****. Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit! Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch him But he stole my knife too! He jumped on dat watta-melon An' whipped out a switch He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuva*****! Next year I be hopin' Anutha Sanna we git Cuz diz here Sanna Claus Just ain't werf a ****! |
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