I mean, would you? Please? Before we get shut down by the National
Literacy Foundation?

Disclaimer: The preceding message was presented for satirical purposes
only (actually satirizing two things at once, how is THAT for
multi-taking!), and should not be taken seriously except by that one guy
whose posts are so incomprehensible that I'm not even sure he's not one
of those people from some lost tribe in the Amazon jungle.

Any offense taken is solely the responsibility of the offense-taker and
should in no way be construed as representative of a blanket intent to
offend.

I mean, it's not like I called anybody "Sug" or anything....

Aww shucks I got reel gud inglish and that grammer stuf just is as gud.
I even to dat dere huckd on fonicks thing. I think it wurkd reel grate!

.......

whisper!!!

dun you mean wispre? LOL!

and how vs hoe...

hell, I can't even get my own fingers to work, LMAO!

is there a naughty step for the ones who know better but fail to
proofread?

I will require an ongoing reservation...

I'm a cat so whadda i care..

no bunny!? hehehehe

How can I correct your spelling and grammar when I can't even correct my
OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

um what is the sug deal.....and was he trying to say shug, and so why
all the flap and hype?

another similar post I did a few day ago........

With thousands of posts and thousands of members, no one has the time to
read every single posting, I'm sure. There are inevitably going to be
some duplications.

Lex, you did mean "multi-tasking," yes? Or "multi-taking?" I guess the
answer to your question is...YES, I WOULD...gladly.

I'll take it all! I excel at multi-taking.

Sheila, Massage -- I had to leave one typo in there to see if anyone
would catch it....

Yup, that's my story and I'm sticking to it....!!

Oh no, I just fired my editor.

I would fire mine, but I'm him, and I would have to give myself a bad
reference.

Can always fire this editor Lex