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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22 | |
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my daughters friends are all over an they have all had a laugh at Spidy sleeping in the bathroom sink right now 
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<----throws a bag of doritoes at purple and hits her right in the bum!!
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<----throws a bag of doritoes at purple and hits her right in the bum!! HEY!!!OWIEZzzzz!!!!! <<---fires a *Jello bomb  at Gypsy an hits her right between the eyes 
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IT WAS THE GREEN JELLO!!!
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I hate everyone........
 Oh,,,no I don't ...I had a identity crisis...lol How you two doing?   
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Somebody wheel me to bed......PLEASE!!!
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I hate everyone........ Oh,,,no I don't ...I had a identity crisis...lol How you two doing?  and purples bum hurtzzzzzzzzzz!!
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I hate everyone........ Oh,,,no I don't ...I had a identity crisis...lol How you two doing? ya I broke my bum an I gotta go to bed an TRY to sleep , I think my neck an my collar bone is broken too
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I think my C7 and my C8 are in major need of a bed too.......and a massage!!!
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my everything needs bed I have bruises on my head an my knees I keep finding more bruises I better just stop looking an go to bed
 G'night  dont let the bed bugs bite!
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I hate everyone........ Oh,,,no I don't ...I had a identity crisis...lol How you two doing? ya I broke my bum an I gotta go to bed an TRY to sleep , I think my neck an my collar bone is broken too  WHAT?? ALL THIS PAIN AND NO ONE CALLED ME....lol Bums' hurt like hell when ya break um,wink.. And neck pain is killer to get stoped,,,SORRY ladies,,you two ned to STOP trying to dance,wink,lol |
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gnite purple!!! Someone carry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease????
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I want my bum rubbed!!!
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Good nite and sweet wake ups ...
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gnite iam~~!!!
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I want my bum rubbed!!! 1500 hundred an hour...
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Hey where's everyone going?
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DD,
Today is the big day........I can't wait to find out if I won the V-day poetry contest....... 25 bucks!!!! woot woot |
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Yeah todays the big day D, I find out if I won the suzuki GSR, the roland sands chopper, the harley wide glide, and the geico moped I registered to win yesterday. With low attendance at the show- my chances are pretty good. Wouldn't it be wierd if by astronomic luck and crazy fate I won them all? I'd crap myself considering in all my years of motorcycle events I have never one any of the thousands of entry form prizes. I've registered for at least 1000 motorcycle giveaways. I've never won a bike. Its always 81 year old "Edna" who doesn't even ride a motorcycle, and was dragged to the event by her grandkids who always wins the "New Harley Davidson CVO custom wide glide with a $30,000 pricetag and new dealership leather jacket. Ole "Edna" keeps the jacket for doing chores around the house and baking cookies and sells the motorcycle back to the dealership for half its value because she's just too old and tired to "bother with it and those pesky $1800 in taxes" she has to pay on her prizes. Same sh!t- different day.
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