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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22
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Thu 02/19/09 12:01 AM

There are 2 kinds of powder monkeys, that I know of.

The person who prepares explosives and wiring for detonation is called a powder monkey. That was what we were called when setting dynamite charges to break stumps out of the ground, when I was a kid.

There is also an explosive mixing apparatus that "handles" the mixed ingredients, and supplies the mix to explosives handlers. Sometimes, that device is called a powder monkey.

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Uhhhhhhhhhh ok........do I want to know someone that can blow up my house????noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/19/09 12:01 AM

Dear Diary;

I just learned that saying monkey is racist O_O
huh why ? it's a women's _____ ! pitchfork

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Thu 02/19/09 12:02 AM


ok..........IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!scared

When a young young emails you and asks you "Do you think of marriage?"










whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat do I say to that?????surprised rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU ASK SOMEONE THE FIRST EMAIL!!!! HI HOWS IT GOING.......DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?????noway laugh laugh

Do you think of marriage?

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Thu 02/19/09 12:03 AM

also the nickname for aggressive make-up pushers at high end department stores!!
yAAAAAAAAAA he must be a makeup artist!!!! Quick......get the mascara stat!!!!bigsmile

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Thu 02/19/09 12:03 AM
Edited by s1owhand on Thu 02/19/09 12:06 AM



ok..........IM FREAKING OUT!!!!!!scared

When a young young emails you and asks you "Do you think of marriage?"










whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat do I say to that?????surprised rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU ASK SOMEONE THE FIRST EMAIL!!!! HI HOWS IT GOING.......DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?????noway laugh laugh

Do you think of marriage?




i think of pre-marital sex! bigsmile

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Thu 02/19/09 12:04 AM
Edited by chevylover1965 on Thu 02/19/09 12:04 AM
or he could be the guy that powered's the women's monkey for them before they make movie's !pitchfork drool

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Thu 02/19/09 12:05 AM
Subject: Re(6): 111
Sent: 5 minutes ago
coz u got the nice belly!

i thought if u r looking for marriage u can come to me and start dating with me !








AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!noway scared shocked surprised


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Thu 02/19/09 12:07 AM
Boy- he must REALLY like putting his life on the line if he's wanting Gypsy for marriage! scared

:laughing:

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Thu 02/19/09 12:07 AM
scammer !!!!!!!!

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Thu 02/19/09 12:07 AM

Subject: Re(6): 111
Sent: 5 minutes ago
coz u got the nice belly!

i thought if u r looking for marriage u can come to me and start dating with me !








AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!noway scared shocked surprised




dontcha just wonder sometimes...laugh slaphead

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Thu 02/19/09 12:07 AM
what a smooth talker


style


without the inconvenient letters of whole words

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Thu 02/19/09 12:08 AM

Boy- he must REALLY like putting his life on the line if he's wanting Gypsy for marriage! scared

:laughing:
sHAAAAAAAAAAAADAP MAKEUP ARTIST!!!! Quick!!! wheres the lipgloss!!!!laugh laugh

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Thu 02/19/09 12:09 AM

what a smooth talker


style


without the inconvenient letters of whole words
<--------hiding under the blanket!!!scared

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Thu 02/19/09 12:10 AM
me like's your unbrow !!!!
want to get hitched ????bigsmile

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Thu 02/19/09 12:12 AM


Boy- he must REALLY like putting his life on the line if he's wanting Gypsy for marriage! scared

:laughing:
sHAAAAAAAAAAAADAP MAKEUP ARTIST!!!! Quick!!! wheres the lipgloss!!!!laugh laugh


That's not what a powder monkey does, BTW. laugh

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Thu 02/19/09 12:13 AM



Boy- he must REALLY like putting his life on the line if he's wanting Gypsy for marriage! scared

:laughing:
sHAAAAAAAAAAAADAP MAKEUP ARTIST!!!! Quick!!! wheres the lipgloss!!!!laugh laugh


That's not what a powder monkey does, BTW. laugh
Well you either blow up things or you put powder on people......laugh

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Thu 02/19/09 12:15 AM
Not cabana boy material?

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Thu 02/19/09 12:17 AM




Boy- he must REALLY like putting his life on the line if he's wanting Gypsy for marriage! scared

:laughing:
sHAAAAAAAAAAAADAP MAKEUP ARTIST!!!! Quick!!! wheres the lipgloss!!!!laugh laugh


That's not what a powder monkey does, BTW. laugh
Well you either blow up things or you put powder on people......laugh


I blow stuff up, thank you very much. LOL

And I'm probably not Cabana Boy material, neither. LOL

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Thu 02/19/09 12:18 AM

Not cabana boy material?
Total cabana boy material!!! But will he chew my meat for me when Im old???huh

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Thu 02/19/09 12:18 AM


Not cabana boy material?
Total cabana boy material!!! But will he chew my meat for me when Im old???huh


SO you'll be needing my services next week, then? laugh

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