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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22 | |
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dear diary.....I just woke up from a really weird dream. I dreamt...is that even a word? that I got a job in a deli and the boss was a bit of a jerk....and I was trying to be all professional and he just wanted to sleep with me. And I was really trying to figure out the difference between a lyoner and bologna. He made me feel like crap. Can I have a new dream please???  Lyoner is a wurst type sausage. You should try some, if you like sausage every now and then. I'd like a pastrami and Swiss on rye with mayo. Nice hands. You should be a hand model.  I like a good rueben sandwich toasted with mayo...go easy on the sour kraut but my hand model days Im sure are over. I dont have pretty hands!!! 
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you can have the dream where you dream that you ate the worlds biggest marshmallow an when you wake up YOUR PILLOW WILL BE GONE!!! 
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dear diary.....I just woke up from a really weird dream. I dreamt...is that even a word? that I got a job in a deli and the boss was a bit of a jerk....and I was trying to be all professional and he just wanted to sleep with me. And I was really trying to figure out the difference between a lyoner and bologna. He made me feel like crap. Can I have a new dream please??? I'll take " dreams on Holiday" for 6oo Alex did you wake up hungry ??
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When I was a hairstylst I used to dream that I was cutting hair all night. I would be exhausted when I woke up because I worked all day and all night!!!
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hey where did marley go????? Isnt it butt shot wednesday????
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my cellophone is broken
 an I gotta go to the doctors in awhile  an I feel fluey an icky an shaky an I need a shower an I gotta drag along my lil guy an theres probebly a HUGE hydro bill in my mail box  
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Your cell should be under warranty......take it back!!! They should replace it...or even give you a better one.
Doctors..... are you gonna show him what you did???? Hydroooooooooooooooooooo.......ewwwwww........bills.....GO AWAY!!! 
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ya I gotta go to the cellophone store today it SHOULD still be under warranty (I think it might have broke when I fell but I am not going to tell them that I fell an landed on my purse
it looks brand new still I havent really used it that much ya I'm gonna tell the doctor bout my wipe out shoulda maybe had an x-ray days ago an I gotta have a genetic test thinger done |
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Hmmmmmmm I want to get a genetic thing done too......but apparantly doctors, or the ones Ive talked to, were against it. They said whats the difference???? I said.....it makes a difference to me.
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dear diary...where can I run away for under $500????
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I'll take Running away from myself for $500 alex!!!
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How does one do that anyways???
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How does one do that anyways??? its called a " wine induced nap" or PASSOUT ... great game FYI
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I tried that........its not working!!!
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How are you feeling today ?? still got the PUKES , RALPH ??
 
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I dont feel good....
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I normally FEEL with my hands BUT have been known to feel with my FOREHEAD when not paying attention
I hope you get gooder,  sooner
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ya....
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Dear Journal .. I must return to work and then go home and feed my children and then go to a hockey rink and then go to bed and then get up and repeat cycle the next day .... can you say Ground hog Day ??...
get better YOU
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