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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 22 | |
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where is winnipeg manitoba ?????
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WINTERPEG I mean Winnapeg Manitoba is in the middle of Canada
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and
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no cure for the boogers!! OMG my kid is so grouchy about the booger situation and will NOT try to BLOW HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRrrrrrrrrrrrGGGggggggggHHHHHhhhh!!!!!!! <<<---runs around the room arms flailing yelling "AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!" |
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRrrGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGggrRRRrr!!!!!!!
my cell phone wont turn on then my computer decided not to co-operate the word of the day isssssssssss........... AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRrrGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGggrRRRrr!!!!!!!  
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Yeah. Arrgh.
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Yes, yes Aaaaargghhh!!
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Purple:
Vacuum cleaners have a handy little extension for cleaning in narrow places. It would suck all the boogers out of your tot, in no time. And he'd cover his nose each time that a vacuum cleaner starts, for the rest of his life. I bet that if you bought him a kerchief, after the vacuum experience, he would use it. |
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Purple: Vacuum cleaners have a handy little extension for cleaning in narrow places. It would suck all the boogers out of your tot, in no time. And he'd cover his nose each time that a vacuum cleaner starts, for the rest of his life. I bet that if you bought him a kerchief, after the vacuum experience, he would use it.    its tempting but I dont think he would like that to much
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thank you (((purple)))
 some good looking women there...lol 
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((((sssshhhhh)))))
d o n t n o b o d y b u t i m n o t t y p i n g w i t h m y h a n d s ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! lmao 
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okay, chevy...
pull your pants up that thing ain't for keyboarding. 
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aww, man !
your no fun ..... 
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I wonder how many Mingle gals keyboard in the "hunt and peck-er" fashion.
Nah!! I did NOT just say that.
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ok, i put my boxers on ....
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dear diary.....I just woke up from a really weird dream. I dreamt...is that even a word? that I got a job in a deli and the boss was a bit of a jerk....and I was trying to be all professional and he just wanted to sleep with me. And I was really trying to figure out the difference between a lyoner and bologna. He made me feel like crap.
Can I have a new dream please??? 
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dear diary.....I just woke up from a really weird dream. I dreamt...is that even a word? that I got a job in a deli and the boss was a bit of a jerk....and I was trying to be all professional and he just wanted to sleep with me. And I was really trying to figure out the difference between a lyoner and bologna. He made me feel like crap. Can I have a new dream please??? Lyoner is a wurst type sausage. You should try some, if you like sausage every now and then. I'd like a pastrami and Swiss on rye with mayo. Nice hands. You should be a hand model. |
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you can have the dream where you dream that you ate the worlds biggest marshmallow an when you wake up YOUR PILLOW WILL BE GONE!!!
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dear diary.....I just woke up from a really weird dream. I dreamt...is that even a word? that I got a job in a deli and the boss was a bit of a jerk....and I was trying to be all professional and he just wanted to sleep with me. And I was really trying to figure out the difference between a lyoner and bologna. He made me feel like crap. Can I have a new dream please??? I'll take " dreams on Holiday" for 6oo Alex did you wake up hungry ??
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