A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair & he wants to catch her in
the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby
tiptoe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
blanket back & there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
"Don't do
it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I
gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season
football tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our
country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks
over at the cabby & says, "What would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches
cold."

lol cover him up,ask him if he needs his pillow fluffed or a drink of water lol