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| Topic: I would like to be a redneck... | |
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...at least for a day. American society has frequently cast aspersions on these people for some time. I find that rednecks are hardworking citizens. They're generous and always willing to lend a hand. Sometimes they can be stubborn and myopic. But I've found that if you have one for a friend, you've got a friend for life.
But, I don't know how to get started. I thought that I could involve myself in NASCAR. Put one of my cars up on cinder blocks in the front yard. I might buy some Skoal even. Your suggestions are welcome. For today anyway, Call me Marley Bob. |
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Don't forget you have to walk around in Flannel all the time, carry a shotgun on a rack on the back window of your truck and have to listen to country music non-stop.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 02/07/09 12:44 PM
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Cmere Marleybob...
Lets get hitched! We can have us one of them there "Redneck Weddings" you see on the T.V. We could have it on a duck blind wearen all camoflauge! Yeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwww! |
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mullet, gotta have a mullet.
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Plenty of beer and some left handed cigarettes....
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wearen all camoflauge!
That's my favorite color. |
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mullet, gotta have a mullet. Yeah, you're right. Thanks for the tip. |
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wearen all camoflauge! That's my favorite color. Than its a done deal baby! Lets get-r-done! 
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If you start listening to country music, it's gotta be that pop-country crap that's out now.......
.....rednecks love Garth Brooks and they hate Hank Williams, Sr. |
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wearen all camoflauge! That's my favorite color. Than its a done deal baby! Lets get-r-done!
True redneck talk there. Except it's GIT-R-DONE. |
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carry unleast five kinves at all times and have you dog in the truck every where you go
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If you start listening to country music, it's gotta be that pop-country crap that's out now....... .....rednecks love Garth Brooks and they hate Hank Williams, Sr. What about Merle Haggard? |
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Nope. Has to be Garth Brooks.
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carry unleast five kinves at all times and have you dog in the truck every where you go I'm okay on both counts. Thanks for the reminder though. |
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If you start listening to country music, it's gotta be that pop-country crap that's out now....... .....rednecks love Garth Brooks and they hate Hank Williams, Sr. What about Merle Haggard? The only Merle Haggard song they like is "Okie From Muskogee", because they don't realize the song was written as a joke. I KNOW what I'm talking about, 'cause among other things, I have redneck relatives that are simultaneously my 1st, 3rd and 4th cousins - it's really sick...... |
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Invest in an outhouse! They now have options
A single... 
A double... 
Or one with a view! 
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Learn to play the banjo, have a old washing machine in your front yard (preferably the wringer type), old rocking chairs on the front porch, and a frig for the beer. (Empty keg would be a nice touch.)
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spit at stopsigns, and go fishin as often as you can, and listen to old country, like waylon! luckenbach texas, waylon and willie and the boys, they don't make em like that anymore....
 boxcar willie! statler brothers.
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You also have to refer to your parents as Ma and Pa.
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A true redneck has multiple first names....So wouldn't it be Marley Jo Jim Bob?
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