Thats just "homely".....

I WAS just a redneck,,NOW I can call my self plain White Trash..
I feel alot better now knowin yuns can't hold THAT against me.

Marley Bob...meet Willie....

"a threelegged hound dog named Dale"

Naw sir, that there dawg's name would be Tri~pod....

Great, my street name now is K-Dawg.
If I go Red-neck it goes to K-Bob, which sounds like
Kabob.

But I did have an ol'country boy' friend named Ricky Lee and he always called me Kelly Ray.

Don't forget to name your pickumup truck.

i'm amazed at how stereotypical you are all being.

i don't take offense to it because i do my best to not be a redneck because of the things you are all mentioning.

i just find it funny that if we stereotype women or men, the other throws a fit.

I'd like to be a Redneck cuz I could....

Buy my Wedding Cake with Food Stamps!

Honeyingmooning in my Camper in the WalMart parking lot..

Live in my Grannyma's house until I have six kids.

Call all my male youngins buy hollaring Bubba.

My oldest daughter would be pregnant at the same time as me being pregnant with our last kid.

Keep live catfish in the stocktank.

And have at least one litter of kittens under the house at all times.

Have at least one Uncle is in jail.

And one Aunt driving truck. Or the other way around can't remember.

My first/only job would be at the Good Will.

Have pretty Christmas decorations up year around.

Be on a first name basis with the staff at the welfare office.

See all my friends on Mingle on Saturday night. lol

People that live in the countryside have a very nice VIEW.

It must have been the Skoal and Naty Light that did it. But, I've noticed that I'm starting to use the word yonder quite a bit.