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| Topic: I would like to be a redneck... | |
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...at least for a day. American society has frequently cast aspersions on these people for some time. I find that rednecks are hardworking citizens. They're generous and always willing to lend a hand. Sometimes they can be stubborn and myopic. But I've found that if you have one for a friend, you've got a friend for life. I have to say that every time I go into Walmart and see a dumb but happy redneck family, I envy them. Happiness for me takes real work. |
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Hi
 Don't forget the mustache or goatee, and jean shorts with the shirt tucket in! Melody 
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Edited by
raiderfan_32
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Sat 02/07/09 01:12 PM
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gotta drink Natty Light
gotta play golf at a muni in cut-offs and no shirt in a group of at least six with no more than one set of clubs per two men. gotta have at least one tatoo with either a cannon or a confederate flag, preferably both. gotta have a wife with saggy tits and a meth addiction. It helps if you've spent a night ot two in county for having had the cops called for beatin' on her. gotta have a truck that's at least 15 yrs old with at least one body panel that's not the same color as the rest of the truck. Also a plus if there's at least one hole in the floorboards patched over with plywood. the bed of the truck has to be outfitted with fishin' rods with at least one being unusable and broken, a gas can, a loose, flat spare tire, and empty cans of aforementioned natty light and/or keystone. skoal is too expensive. it's gotta be RedMan pouch tobacco. |
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wearen all camoflauge! That's my favorite color. Than its a done deal baby! Lets get-r-done!  |
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nothing wrong with being a redneck
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don't wash for a few days let your teeth rot.. get behind in child support. Have a dozen kids starting with Zek... be on welfare, don't want to work , stay drunk.. ohhhh I digess here .. thats my ex's family.. sorry so you want to be a redneck? true american= redneck, white socks, and blue ribbon beer.
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...at least for a day. American society has frequently cast aspersions on these people for some time. I find that rednecks are hardworking citizens. They're generous and always willing to lend a hand. Sometimes they can be stubborn and myopic. But I've found that if you have one for a friend, you've got a friend for life. But, I don't know how to get started. I thought that I could involve myself in NASCAR. Put one of my cars up on cinder blocks in the front yard. I might buy some Skoal even. Your suggestions are welcome. For today anyway, Call me Marley Bob. Marley Bob, It's all about attitude. Gotta' hate politicians, not trust lawyers, and love yer country. To really git a true feel of what it is to bear the endearing term Redneck, it would take more than just a day. I'd be willin', at the Yankee discount, take ya' in an' train in the customs of Redneckedness. We offer all sorts of fun day camps. Learnin' you how to mud wrestle. 2 bikini-clad Rebeletts agin one Marley Bob. Tobacco juice spittin'. So's ya' don't git it all down the front of ya'. Turkey Shoots. Don't really shoot real turkeys, unless they'sa stealin' yer watermelons. Then it's rocksalt. Burns for days. Not that I ever got caught in the melon patch. Whiskey makin'. Learn it proper and you got yourself a good income for life. Learnin' a proper Redneck, Yeehaw. Try it once. Let's hear from the gut a grand ole' Yeehaw!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 02/07/09 03:02 PM
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wearen all camoflauge! That's my favorite color. Than its a done deal baby! Lets get-r-done! Thats it Marc... your not gonna be the flower boy now! 
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Now there is nothing wrong with being a redneck, I only have two kids. I am a hard worker. Dont drink that nasty Natty Light. But I do live in a trailor, Have a 4x4 truck sitten beside the house that does not run right now and two good hunting dogs.
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and this is to be your christmas carol from now
on every year On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Some parts to a Mustang GT. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Eleven wrestlin tickets, tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Twelve-pack of Bud, eleven wrestlin tickets, tin of Copenhagen, nine years probation, eight table dancers, seven packs of Red Band, six cans of Spam, five flannel shirts, four big mud tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin dogs, and some parts to a Mustang GT |
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Gotta admit...three people who posted know what they are talking about....the rest got no clue.
(If you THINK you had a clue here...you were wrong) Red necks KNOW. Red neck is loyalty to the point of hiding the bodies of those who would harm those you love. Red necks don't even pretend to hide the guns they have in thier cars. Red necks show up for work without b*tchin or whinin about how they don't feel good. Red necks can show you how to build a still or improve the weak one you are proud of. Red necks got no apologies for bodily functions. anyone can say anything they like...the one thing this country has that will always keep us free... Rednecks. We hope and pray that some idiot foriegn army posts up on our soil so we can shoot at them with our 5.1 per capita of guns (We got more than any population on the planet)....and try out that recipie for homeade napalm or electric nail grenades. Wouldn't trade my redneck up bringing for anything. |
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i'm like a hi tech redneck..you would never know though
i use to gig hogs fight brahma bulls while shrooming(ok run from them) skin a buck and catfish use to dip copenhagen i like 70's country(jennings,hagert,nelson,paycheck,williams jr.,coe) and i say miss or ma'am still had pitbulls i know how to ride a horse even sexually...jk and i think two of my female cousins are hot. |
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i'm like a hi tech redneck..you would never know though i use to gig hogs fight brahma bulls while shrooming(ok run from them) skin a buck and catfish use to dip copenhagen i like 70's country(jennings,hagert,nelson,paycheck,williams jr.,coe) and i say miss or ma'am still had pitbulls i know how to ride a horse even sexually...jk and i think two of my female cousins are hot. I think your cousins are hot too bro...so don't feel bad. |
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Red necks got no apologies for bodily functions. There is hope for me yet.
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You have to like Your Sister cuz She's gonna become Your Wife
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bust out your front teeth, get a gun rack in a junker truck, a threelegged hound dog named Dale and an old washing machine on the front porch full of ice and beer....that's what got my neighborhood all spiffed up and lookin good!
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Flip flops with socks
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Hey.....
 ...I'm a redneck, and I ain't got all that going on....lol....
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Hey..... ...I'm a redneck, and I ain't got all that going on....lol.... They're just jealous. 
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Hey..... ...I'm a redneck, and I ain't got all that going on....lol.... They're just jealous. Really, I'm not a redneck......I call em, like I see em..........  |
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