People may not know this but many inanimate objects do have genders...

Ziplock bags are Male -- they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.

Copiers are Female -- once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up
again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tires are Male -- they go bald and are often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloons are Male -- to get them to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under them, and of course, there's that hot air part.

Sponges are Female -- they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web pages are Female -- they're always getting hit on.

Subways are Male -- they use the same old lines to pick women up.

Hourglasses are Female -- over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers are Male -- it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

Remote Controls are Female -- they give men pleasure. When men don't
have them, they always go out of their way to get them, and while they
don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep trying

This is way funny dude!!

Great comparisons

LOL Cute!

Good One!!!



& True!!!!!!!

haha. i like those.

Very good!!

thats funny thanks for the laugh

Pretty funny there Pub....lol

Love this!!! :)

TRUE! THANKS!

Public Animal this is a very clever thread with a great sense of humour.
Great job. I enjoyed reading this :)

this is a good one and it is funny and i also liked to read this one
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