A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, 'Where did you get that truck???!!!' He calmly told them, 'I bought it today.'

'With what money?' demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.

'Well,' said the boy, 'this one cost me just fifteen dollars.' So the parents began to yell even louder. 'Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.


'It was the lady up the street,' said the boy. I don't know her name- they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.'

'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned the mother, 'she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on.' So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!


He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

'Well,' she said, 'this morning I got a phone call from my husband. (I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back).


He claimed he was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.


So I did.'


(Are women good or what?)

That is REVENGE served ICE cold!

I approve!

Yup!! I remember as a child, my dad bought a Rolls Royce from a lady for a dollar!! He always reads the classified ads & happen to come across the ad. He called to verify that it wasn't a misprint to which the lady stated very clearly "no" and that he was the first to call which made her wonder if everyone else just assumed it was a misprint also! He arrived and gave the woman a dollar and she gave him a receipt and the signed title and sported his way home in a sweet all cream colored rolls! During their conversation, she explained that she was in the middle of a divorce and that she was willing to sell everything she had for a dollar an item that belonged to the both of them since all money from the sales would be split in half and her soon to be ex didn't want to bother with doing the selling! :)

now thats funny i would love to find a 64 mustang for a dollar