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Topic: Ask me anything.
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:24 AM
What do you want to know?

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 02/03/09 11:25 AM
How many licks does it take to get to middle of tootsie roll pop?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:27 AM
How many licks does it take to get to middle of tootsie roll pop? Well...according to the wise owl in that famous commercial it takes three licks and a bite. Next....

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:28 AM
Would you rather be a hermit or a hermit crab?

TheOnceGreat Joined Fri 11/28/08 Posts: 1569	Tue 02/03/09 11:29 AM
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:30 AM
If Smurfs had sex with Snorks, what would you call them?

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Tue 02/03/09 11:30 AM
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle? how long will it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:30 AM
Would you rather be a hermit or a hermit crab? Well, that would be a matter of opinion. I guess I'd rather be a hermit because I'm allergic to crabs and it probably sucks being allergic to yrself. Next...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:32 AM
If Smurfs had sex with Snorks, what would you call them? I would assume that we could refer to them as Smorks. Next....

polaritybear Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4669	Tue 02/03/09 11:33 AM
Why? Just...why?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:33 AM
When will public masturbation become acceptable?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:33 AM
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle? how long will it take for a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon? That would depend on the size of the watermelon and the strength of the monkey. Next...

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 02/03/09 11:34 AM
When will public masturbation become acceptable? When we all show up at the White House for an en masse demonstration!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:34 AM
Why? Just...why? Well, why not? Next...

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:35 AM
Of all the horror movie characters who do you think would make the best roommate?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:37 AM
Of all the horror movie characters who do you think would make the best roommate? Any of the ones that don't talk would be preferable. This eliminates Freddy Kruger cuz' he talks a lot of ****!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:39 AM
If you had to remove one bone from your body which would it be?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:41 AM
If you had to remove one bone from your body which would it be? My lower ribs...that way I could suck my own ****.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Tue 02/03/09 11:42 AM Edited by jtip1977 on Tue 02/03/09 11:42 AM
How much wood, could a woodchuck, chuck....if in fact that woodchuck, could chuck wood?

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 02/03/09 11:43 AM
When will you have our spaceship fueled and ready for launch, already???