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Topic: Ask me anything.
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:44 AM
How much wood, could a woodchuck, chuck....if in fact that woodchuck, could chuck wood? That is an excellent question! I honestly don't know and I'm not even sure if there is such a thing as a woodchuck. I'm partial to beavers myself.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:47 AM
When will you have our spaceship fueled and ready for launch, already??? O.k...the thing is that we're having problems with the O-rings, the heat shields falling off during lift-off...and the weather isn't cooperating right now. We're shooting for late Spring.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 02/03/09 11:49 AM
When will you have our spaceship fueled and ready for launch, already??? O.k...the thing is that we're having problems with the O-rings, the heat shields falling off during lift-off...and the weather isn't cooperating right now. We're shooting for late Spring. I'll SAVE us!!! Mmmk, while we're waiting, How many freckles do I really have today?

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Tue 02/03/09 11:52 AM
Would you rather own a midget, a jawa, or an ewok?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:52 AM
When will you have our spaceship fueled and ready for launch, already??? O.k...the thing is that we're having problems with the O-rings, the heat shields falling off during lift-off...and the weather isn't cooperating right now. We're shooting for late Spring. I'll SAVE us!!! Mmmk, while we're waiting, How many freckles do I really have today? 168. One appears to be abnormal so I recommend a biopsy to determine if it's cancerous or not, just to be safe.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 02/03/09 11:57 AM
When will you have our spaceship fueled and ready for launch, already??? O.k...the thing is that we're having problems with the O-rings, the heat shields falling off during lift-off...and the weather isn't cooperating right now. We're shooting for late Spring. I'll SAVE us!!! Mmmk, while we're waiting, How many freckles do I really have today? 168. One appears to be abnormal so I recommend a biopsy to determine if it's cancerous or not, just to be safe. Honey, I've got 168 on my right elbow. And, that's a beauty mark, silly!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Tue 02/03/09 11:58 AM
How many will it take to row this boat? Are we there yet?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 11:58 AM
Would you rather own a midget, a jawa, or an ewok? I'd rather own a midget. Jawa's are prone to violence and Ewoks can't speak English.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 02/03/09 12:03 PM
How many will it take to row this boat? Are we there yet? We'll let gravity do the work and I think there is actually here.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:04 AM
O.K....I'm open for business. Any more questions?

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:07 AM
I see a Christmas tree behind you! Are you the real St. Nick?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:09 AM
No. I just use it in order to get girls to sit on my lap. I can, however tell if you've been naughty or nice.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:11 AM
Shhh, DON'T tell!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:11 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast?

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Wed 02/04/09 10:12 AM
i want to know... if when dogs bark do other dogs understand what they are saying? also if so .. do all dogs speak the same language?

KennyLingus Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 841	Wed 02/04/09 10:13 AM
When cows laugh, does milk squirt out of their noses?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:14 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast? I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess.

Filmfreek Joined Sat 11/15/08 Posts: 2541	Wed 02/04/09 10:15 AM
What came first? The chicken or the egg?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:16 AM
i want to know... if when dogs bark do other dogs understand what they are saying? also if so .. do all dogs speak the same language? O.K...in dog speak a single bark winds up as a sort of roll call. It's kind of like...Rover...present...Fido...here and so on....

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:17 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast? I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess. You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed... K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk.