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Topic: Ask me anything.
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:18 AM
When cows laugh, does milk squirt out of their noses? Excellent question. No, milk doesn't squirt out of their noses but they do pee a little bit.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:19 AM
What came first? The chicken or the egg? I'd say the chicken because eggs can't come.

KennyLingus Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 841	Wed 02/04/09 10:20 AM
If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off?

KennyLingus Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 841	Wed 02/04/09 10:20 AM
How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM
What is the fastest animal on the face of the earth?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM
whats the price of peanuts in pasadena???

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:21 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast? I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess. You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed... K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk. I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Wed 02/04/09 10:25 AM
When a bear takes a sh*t in the woods does he/she use a rabbit to wipe its a$$? And if so does the rabbit leave lil fuzzies on its a$$??

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:25 AM
If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off? Well...it's your funeral.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:27 AM
What is the fastest animal on the face of the earth? The cheetah.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:29 AM
whats the price of peanuts in pasadena??? I can't answer that at the moment...I just had a cerebral hemorrage

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:31 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast? I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess. You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed... K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk. I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it. DING, DING!!! Coffee is the best part of waking up; Esp. mine, as I'm such a coffee snob-virtuoso!

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:32 AM
If you're in a funeral at night, do you drive with your headlights off? Well...it's your funeral. Yuk-yuk!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:32 AM
What was the best part of my breakfast? I don't claim to be clairvoyent. First I need to know what you've had for breakfast and then I'll make an educated guess. You aren't the great, all-seeing Kreskin!? I'm bummed... K: scrambled/organic eggs, dry essene toast, blackberries, sumatra coffee w/ milk. I'd have to say coffee cuz' breakfast just isn't complete without it. DING, DING!!! Coffee is the best part of waking up; Esp. mine, as I'm such a coffee snob-virtuoso! I just knew I was qualified for this job.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:34 AM
When did you first know? What was you first clue? When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:39 AM
When did you first know? What was you first clue? When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know? Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 02/04/09 10:45 AM
When did you first know? What was you first clue? When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know? Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked. So, you're saying that you're glad you know!? Guess it would keep you from enduring senseless beating.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:47 AM
When did you first know? What was you first clue? When did you first realize that you wished you didn't know? Well...the moment I was born the nuse asked the Dr. "Is he breathing?" Next thing I know the Dr. holds me upside down and slaps my ass. It was then that I realized that I need to answer questions or else I'd get spanked. So, you're saying that you're glad you know!? Guess it would keep you from enduring senseless beating. It's a blessing and a curse.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 02/04/09 10:48 AM
When a bear takes a sh*t in the woods does he/she use a rabbit to wipe its a$$? And if so does the rabbit leave lil fuzzies on its a$$?? Well...bears wipe their a$$ on trees, but female bears use rabbits for tampons.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 02/04/09 10:49 AM
Is coagulation your favourite word????