Topic: wat do u do if they cant kiss!?
bgeorge's photo
Tue 02/03/09 02:59 AM

i probably shouldn't have said that last part.


lol...has it actually worked for yalaugh noway laugh

no photo
Tue 02/03/09 03:06 AM
Change a woman? do we even have technology that advanced yet?

bgeorge's photo
Tue 02/03/09 03:09 AM
sometimes a large bank acct will do the trick:tongue:

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 02/03/09 03:11 AM
I have an account in a large bank.

Does that count??? lol

bgeorge's photo
Tue 02/03/09 03:14 AM
nope...sorrylaugh laugh laugh

no photo
Tue 02/03/09 03:18 AM
Hmph. money. i bet if guys tattooed a hundred dollar bill on their schlong theyd have everything made with all the girls theyd have lol. thankfully i dont have alot of money :p

Want2B5ft's photo
Tue 02/03/09 04:23 AM

i probably shouldn't have said that last part.



Seakolony's photo
Tue 02/03/09 04:29 AM
Hope and pray they can do everything else because I'm not their teacher!!

ladyliz1417's photo
Tue 02/03/09 04:32 AM

Its happened to us all. u go n 4 the kiss an find out they r a terrible kisser! wat do u do?
Good question. I kissed a face swallower once and it grossed me out. I guess if u cant tell, them, you let them go.

sensualsweet's photo
Tue 02/03/09 04:38 AM

Hmph. money. i bet if guys tattooed a hundred dollar bill on their schlong theyd have everything made with all the girls theyd have lol. thankfully i dont have alot of money :p


Well, it would be fun to watch your money GROW.

:banana: :banana: blushing

74Drew's photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:00 AM

Even so that was funny drew. lol. i may not agree but it made me chuckle 2 myself. yea we are all judgemental. lol so sorry if i gave that bad impression about myself


i wasn't meaning to make it sound like i was pointing that at you.

i'm saying that people, all people, need to stop being so judgemental.

want to know why there are so many single people on here and every other dating site?
i'll tell you anyway. we're so busy judging people; "oh, he doesn't have this", "she doesn't have that", "she's to fat", "he's too thin". it's this crap that's keeping people from finding that someone special.

NOBODY'S PERFECT PEOPLE!
NOBODY!

i'm guilty of this too.
but the next time someone is sitting around going "why am i still single? what's wrong with me?", ask them how open their requirements are. chances are you'd have an easier time getting into a nuke plant with an assault rifle than getting a date with them.

sorry to be ranting, but some of this just tweaks me off.

sensualsweet's photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:09 AM
Edited by sensualsweet on Tue 02/03/09 06:09 AM
I've had all kinds:

The "Explore my throat with the tongue" kiss

The "No Lips, all Tongue" kiss

The "No Tongue, all Lips" kiss

The "Wet Fish" kiss

The "Take a deep breath and pray for a leak" kiss

The "Open wide, swallow my face" kiss

The "Peck"

The "Stiff Neck, Stiff Lip, Frozen kiss"

And the all out, "Passionate, Melt my shorts" kiss

I have found that if they can't kiss very well, it's pretty likely that there isn't much talent in the other passion arenas either.

One would think that simply observing (and taking mental notes) while watching a passionate love scene, that one could learn the proper (or preferred) techniques of a good kiss.

Funny story... back in my very young days, you know, those spin the bottle days... I was voted the best kisser and hence, was elected to teach all the others in our small group how to kiss. I never kissed the girls, but would demonstrate on the boys, of course.

If I encounter a poor kisser now, I try to subtly take the lead and hopefully, they will follow along. But I have also gently asked them to make specific subtle changes and eventually, they developed a more likeable kiss.

And then, some people just can't be taught.

no photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:17 AM
If the rest is good, you just have to teach him!!! Nothing worse than clunking teeth or getting inappropriately deep-throated with an untrained tongue!!! laugh laugh laugh

sensualsweet's photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:20 AM

If the rest is good, you just have to teach him!!! Nothing worse than clunking teeth or getting inappropriately deep-throated with an untrained tongue!!! laugh laugh laugh




Really, I don't think I need my tonsils cleaned... but that sort of tongue talent could be better used in other areas.

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Tue 02/03/09 06:25 AM


If the rest is good, you just have to teach him!!! Nothing worse than clunking teeth or getting inappropriately deep-throated with an untrained tongue!!! laugh laugh laugh




Really, I don't think I need my tonsils cleaned... but that sort of tongue talent could be better used in other areas.



laugh pitchfork laugh pitchfork

no photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:26 AM
Ah a bad kisser is so disappointing.. I love to kiss. :)

That said, I try to take the lead. Not everyone likes to be kissed the same way (but everyone SHOULD know how to kiss.. lol.)


no photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:27 AM
I'm just happy to be kissed by a woman not be judgmental, she would need to be an atrocious kisser for me to even think to make it an issue.

Blaze1978's photo
Tue 02/03/09 06:57 AM

Its happened to us all. u go n 4 the kiss an find out they r a terrible kisser! wat do u do?


U smack 'er in da head wit' yo' hot guitar, dat's wat u do!pitchfork

no photo
Tue 02/03/09 07:02 AM


Its happened to us all. u go n 4 the kiss an find out they r a terrible kisser! wat do u do?


U smack 'er in da head wit' yo' hot guitar, dat's wat u do!pitchfork


scared scared scared

74Drew's photo
Tue 02/03/09 07:06 AM
i think the best way to solve this is to get more practice.

i need a practice buddy.